What can be done to make the players better?

HAHA is that your way to try to piss some one off? Give them some nick name and hope that they will go nuts?

First thing that popped in my mind was Alice Cooper dunno if your referring to that.

 

But then again who cares your just some xxxx fat kid talking about bacon all day so why even bother?

Not only do you display very poor reading skills , your intent on these forums is also plain for all to see, Alice… go troll elsewhere please.