We are a bunch of filthy casuals that like cool spaceships and pretty explosions. We’re looking for like-minded individuals that like to yell obscenities at various inanimate objects. Squirrels masquerading as humans in trenchcoats need not apply. We are intercontinental, with players from USA, Canada, UK, Germany, France, and so on.
FAQ:
Q: Are you furries? Your ticker is FLUFF.
A: No, this is Patrick.
Q: Luftwaffe is a xxxx association! xxxx!!
A: No, Luftwaffe is the German air force, and always has been, regardless of political affiliation. Luftwaffe, when broken down, literally translates to “airforce”. Put a space in there, and Luft Waffe becomes “Air Weapon”.
Q: Why are you all so laid back? Aren’t you competitive, like at all?
A: We’re a new corp, so we’re super small but we want to grow and participate in the sector battles, and so on. But we also follow the DTYTS law–don’t take yourself too seriously.
Q: What’s your deal?
A: What’s yours?
Q: What benefits are there to joining your corp?
A: Well we don’t offer dental plans, if that’s what you’re asking.
Q: Do you guys know each other outside of Star Conflict? You’re all too friendly with each other.
A: Most of us are a part of a game group that the CEO runs, across several games. Here, we’re the Fluftwaffe. On Planetside 2, we’re Schrodinger’s Commandos, We play EVE Online, Terraria, Starbound, and generally whatever game we feel like.
Q: Do you have Teamspeak?
A: We will as of April 20, 2015.
Q: Can I join?
A: Ew no go away
