"Tearable" Star Conflict Puns

Just thought I’d see what kind of puns the community can come up with relating to Star Conflict.

 

I’ll start things off:

>>“How do you pwn T3 n00bs?”

>>“You Nukem”

 

 

“How do you have a Detonation party??”

“You plan tit”

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What’s the difference between a spark and a lightbringer?

 

The devs aren’t lying about the lightbringer’s bonuses.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

“Ice Belt it all wrong”

 

“Ice Pit in your face”

 

“Ira deus you to pieces!!”

 

“What did the silent fox say?”

 

“Bear with me while I tackle this guy”

 

“What you are doing is illEagle-B!”

 

“Kalah-shnikov”

 

“Maul her”

 

“Flamburger”

 

“This is the Polus, you are under arrest!!”

 

“Stop Lion to me!”

 

“I found a Rock,well maybe it’s a stone”

 

“Gravy-beamer”

 

“Goose cannon”

 

“Tor-pedo bear”

 

 

And the unavoidable:

 

“CAPTURE THE BACON DAMN IT!!”

Lampshadius.

What makes you have to go #2?

 

A Parallax-ative

“How do i get higher score in matches?”

“Get more effecient.”

this isn’t a pun but i do find it funny.

 

Only in star conflict is a huge gold nugget worth very little. 

Stark inflicts massive damage in Ironman. Maybe?

“How do you have a Detonation party??”

“You plan tit”

( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

“Your name must be Tom, because you can’t kill a single Jerry.”

The Rockwell rocks well

The name’s Nina. Leo Nina.

I wanna waki your sashi.

this game is p2w

play 2 win

NO DACHI, NO!

The wife beater of SC: the Torment-her

“styx together guys”