he man? chi-ron!
How do you upgrade your Hercules to r3 on the first flight? Raaaaaagggeee!!!
I went to pick up some Iridium but became stranded.
You don’t understand how people can use Razors to shave.
Self sledge = Ira Dues bag!
What happens when wind blows across a girder? Sigurdr
You! T1 engineer, are you rapt or what?
You can find the baddest most worst pun in the whole game in Blackwood shipyard pve.
Sai again pilot, another subspace portal?
Why is T the most feared letter in Star Conflict? Because it rex stuff.
What did Anna do to the other lady? Conned her
After Anna conned her, she did Mark too.
You…bought a…Kevlar… Ha!
You can find the best camping spots wherever there are Tentplars
The Empire LRF trtied to go to church and the Jericho asked him were you sent or have you become inquisitive? But they wouldn’t let him in because they were Zealots of his extra firepower.
You can tell when the Federation are having trouble with their interceptors - there’s a lot of illeagle activity happening.
Which ships are the worst ships for combat recon captain? Diemos and also the next one because it Diemos too.
It was a standard “day” at the office for Star Control, but it seemed the Admiral did not Admiral and decided to do something about the troll problem. So he decided to make change and flict the trol. …
The real reason people hate lrfs is because their damage drag on
By the order of the Jarl, halt right there!
The losing team usually gets to be conned
One of the rank 8 Empire interceptors always looks a little Grim.
Why are 2 of the prometheus ships in T3? Because they don’t Fire until T4.
Empire lrfs in lower tiers usually camp because they are too busy learning how to play the harp. Whatever makes them harpy I guess…I hope they mined their own business