Suggestions for new taunts

We’re going to need this sooner or later!


Here are some ideas for new quotes that could be included into the game. I’ve tried to theme them. Everyone is of course encouraged to add more!



_All Your Base: _How are you, gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Railgun to the Knee: I used to be a merc like you, but then I took a railgun to the knee.

Cheezeburger: I can maek killz!?

I don’t always: I don’t always make kills, but when I do, it’s you.

Soviet Taunt: In Soviet Russia, Player Kill You!

Capture the Bacon: Capture the bacon!!!


Themed - Romantic:

Love hurts: Why do I always hurt the ones I love?

Love tap: That was meant to be a love tap.

Desperate: I just wanted you to notice me!

Bullet Love: I’m sorry I killed you, but my bullets are in love with you!


Themed - Federation:

Bumper Sticker: My child’s enrolled at the New Eden Naval Academy!

Bounty Hunter: The Vanguard had a bounty on you. Easiest ten credits I ever made!
Spot the Difference: Armada pilots make the kill; Mercenaries are the kill!



Let me win: You can stop letting me win now!

Don’t get shot: Have you tried not getting shot?

Put your phone down: Maybe you shouldn’t check your text messages in battle?

The Good, The Bad, and You: There are good pilots, and there are bad pilots. And then there’s you.

See you in Hell: When you get to Hell, tell them I sent you!





We could do custom ones…

mine would be, “Somewhere, there is a tree working to produce oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.”

“I needed the sweet rolls on your ship.”

“Learned that at the CDB Academy!”

thanks for your input - forwarded to Devs

“There ain’t no rest for the wicked, cuz money don’t grow on trees.”

“Oh sorry I didn’t see you there!”

“You would live longer if you moved out from in front of my cannons!”

“Oh sorry I thought you were a Biomorph!”

“I need to pay the bills somehow!”

“Have you considered an upgrade?”

“No mercy for the weak.”

“It’s nothing personal…”

“Aww. You were so close!”

“You are the weakest link. Goodbye.”


There totally needs to be an official thread for suggestions that is checked up on frequently.

“Don’t drink and fly”

“My grandma flies better than that! God rest her soul.” 

“Standin’ around like a bloody idiot!” (from the TF2 sniper)


“That’s a shame, I was beginning to enjoy your company…”


“You took my lollipop…”


“I killed you for a Klondike Bar.”


“Just giving you your daily dose of death.”


“Sorry you couldn’t kill me, I blew up your ship as compensation.”


“Your death won’t be remembered, but your humiliation will.”




“Rest in Pieces.” (cheesy, but classic)


“Hey, can I borrow your ship? Oh wait, I blew it up…”


“I’m sorry, have we met before?”


“For a try-hard, you weren’t trying very hard…”

I use atm “Next time… do a barrel roll”


but i want…


“Next time… eat a sweet roll”



Btw, if you reach R15 on all factions you should be able to unlock a custom spot, where you can insert your own taunts.

(They can’t be exactly the others)

And maybe a custom avatar… i want an Omega!



“Does this gun make my ship look fat?”

“You can’t blame ECMs for this one!”

“Arouuuu!” (Mine)

How about:  “From Federation With Love”

                    “From Jericho With  Love”

                    “From Empire With Love”

I want “surprise motherfucka” to appear when i 1 shot snipe someone with desintegrator.

And “rest in pieces” to appear when i kill someone with Covert Ops.

I vote for: “C’mon dude. You are better than that.”

“I wanted to adopt your children.”

“I love you.”

“I ment to send flowers.”

“Exterminate!!, Exterminate!!”


Only Brits will get the reference I think :slight_smile:




“I ment to send flowers.”


Also it is “meant” not “ment”.  If it’s going to be put in the game, let’s at least make it correct!

I will pay 3000 GS for having this.


“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

Copyright is irrelevant.


“We are the borg.”

“You will be assimilated.”

“Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.”

"Resistance is futile." (I’d like to have at least that.)


And i want cube ships…

And i want cube ships…

Mauler with alien paint is like a small and cute borg cube. If only lazors were green…

Hmm, yeah that’s true, but…

1st. Don’t have a Mauler, won’t buy it.

2nd. Mauler is not tanky as borg cubes are.

3rd. Size…