Ideas for new taunts

There’s a wide list of taunts available, but there’s always room for more. Here’s a few I have; some are courtesy of a king jerkass from Starcraft, Alarak.



“At least your failure was spectacular!”


“The IDEA is to be better than your enemy, you know.”


“Your attempts at survival are… insulting.”


“Did I give you permission to live? I didn’t think so.”


“Need me to give you a lift back to the starport?”


“I doubt you’ll learn from this.”


“You call THAT fighting for your life?”


“Mind if I interrupt?”


“Is that your best?”


“It’s official: You suck!”


“That was pathetic!”


“Always gotta be the hard way.”


“You die too easily.”


“If you want me to shoot you less, blow up sooner.”



I’ll add more if I think of them.

I need one that just says “Excuse me”

“Let me guess… your weapon system was ‘malfunctioning’?”

“I find your lack of shields… disturbing.”

Added some more, a few courtesy of Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat.