Funny/Hilarious Situtations you have encountered in game.

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#1

Recall the best/Hilarious/Funniest 

 

situations or encounters you have ever seen in Star Conflict. 

 

After being in this game for 1+ year, I can recall some funny stories. 

 

Not too long ago, I had another corp mate that was on the opposite team. It was Combat Recon, and he was captain, I was not. I took out my crappy, only 5 levels of synergy ECM, and went out there for some good ol fashion ECMing.

 

The problem was that after exactly 40 seconds or so our captain was shot dead. No surprise there. And then around 20 seconds later I realize that I’m the last man standing. Knowing full well that A. I’m screwed and B. We lose if I die and C. Another NASA player is on the other side which has some serious skills like me, and is out for my blood. So I decide to do the logical thing, and MESS with everyone at the same time.

 

Granted, this is a xxxx move, as I should just die like a little xxxxx and move on as quickly as possible. But being hyped up on about 3 to 4 sweet rolls, I fail to look at logic in a logical sense. So using some sort of hyped up power, I proceed to find one of those little movable asteroids and then beam straight for it. I then use my extreme skills as a pilot and then literally, orbit around it.

 

Everyone from the enemy team was on me. I had about 9 or so locks on me. I was getting lit up. Explosions, missiles, ECMs, tacklers, and everything was trying to get me. But because I was going around and around this asteroid, everything missed, and exploded on it. 

 

I did this for about, eh, 40 seconds until finally the enemy captain decided to shot me ABOVE the horizontal plane of travel and then killed me in less then a single shot. 

 

TL:DR - I was being such a badass that it took an entire team to kill me in a crappy ECM. 

#2

I think most of the funny stories will come from combat recon game mode…

 

A while back, someone in my corp (no names will be mentioned  :taunt: ) with whom I was squadded was chosen as captain in a combat recon game mode.  He hates being captain, but he courageously brought out his best ship, a Jericho command.  Now it may be considered a bad idea to bring out this ship type, but a good pilot like he is can pull it off.  However, several minutes into the game, after the rest of the team had engaged the enemy, suddenly and quite unexpectedley, he goes BOOM :smoke: .  This was due to an enemy recon microwarping straight into him  :kamikadze:

 

We never did discover if the recon intentionally crashed into him or not… 

 

He must not have been using the implant that allows shields to absord damage from collision or something…

#3

healed by guided torpedo

 

yup

#4

Funny and successfully story from Combat Recon too.

Our captain was a Federation Tackler… Don’t ask why, we pushed the enemy and me and one squadmate (I’m gunship, he engineer) tried to protect our Cap.

But he died on CovOps and enemy team was pushing us away.

Last two standing players in our team was me and my squadmate. We tried to survive the enemy pushing front…

After we killed ~10 ships as 2 man team enemy captain comes in his ECM and died. After that the enemy team pushed more and more, but only 4 seperate 3man suicide groups was coming, and we shredded them like Bots, we killed all of the enemy team, as a 2 man team. XD

I was invulnerable while healed by my engineer with Eclipse, Nanodrones and Repair station.

#5

Or how many times I’ve been put on the opposite team as ELMustacho and hear “gd it java!” over TS when I somehow manage to coax my newbie team into a win.

#6

Killing people by ramming them while cloaked flying fox-m. Killed like 3people in the single match like this

#7

I had also a very interesting match in T3 in combat recon:

 

We were a 4 men WPK squad in a 12v12 game, and we had a random captain that died in the first 2 minutes. Everyone died, only the 4 of us were left, we started pushing the enemy team untill their spawn point, and altough we couldn’t go futher and kill the captain we 4 managed to survive the 12 minutes and end with a score of 50-10 or something like that. 

 

Although we lost, the 4 men squad (one of them was the capt) in the opposite team whispered us to congratulate us about how we managed to deal with the whole team together.

 

This is not funny nor hilarious, but it was a pretty intense battle and I’ll remember it.

 

 

Other battle I will always remember was me starting the game, I was in T1, Combat Recon too, both captains dead, I was alone against 3 players. We 4 started the most Ace dogfight you could ever see, and I managed to kill all of them, my heart was beating way too fast after that. Members of the opposing team told me good game and I was pretty happy about that.

#8

Weapon overheated,ship hull below 15%,shield drone net ready,punisher’s health is low…what to do?I rammed it and it die,boo-yah,nobody,in the history,rammed the mighty empire punisher dragon to death loooooool.

#9

My favourite tactic is trying ramming people to death with a recon microwarp in the last few seconds of the game. It’s extra repair bill for both me and the unfortunate lad or lass at the receiving end, but it’s also hilarious when it works.

 

But the best part of this is when I tried to microwarp a second before the game ended, but realized I was going to go straight into an asteroid. I tried to cancel, but by that point, it was too late. So the screen proclaiming my team’s victory pops up, and I warp off, fully expecting an explosion, but nah. Instead what happens is I go inside the asteroid for a bit, then come out the other end, spinning like crazy.

 

Booyeah.

#10

My favourite tactic is trying ramming people to death with a recon microwarp in the last few seconds of the game. It’s extra repair bill for both me and the unfortunate lad or lass at the receiving end, but it’s also hilarious when it works.

 

But the best part of this is when I tried to microwarp a second before the game ended, but realized I was going to go straight into an asteroid. I tried to cancel, but by that point, it was too late. So the screen proclaiming my team’s victory pops up, and I warp off, fully expecting an explosion, but nah. Instead what happens is I go inside the asteroid for a bit, then come out the other end, spinning like crazy.

 

Booyeah.

Battering ram,BOOYEAHH BRO  :salute:

#11

> i was in this combat recon match… decent game, decent captains on both side

> We were all chilling at spawn and the captain was slowly moving forward.

> Out of nowhere this alligator comes around and so skillfully places a warp gate in front of captain that the captain flies right into it.

> BAM! thud! dafuq!

> “the enemy was too strong for us today”

> mfw

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I also remember a blackwood game. Me, neo and ravender with one random. Rav spent the entire game trying to warp into him with his anaconda… many lulz were had

#12

> i was in this combat recon match… decent game, decent captains on both side

> We were all chilling at spawn and the captain was slowly moving forward.

> Out of nowhere this alligator comes around and so skillfully places a warp gate in front of captain that the captain flies right into it.

> BAM! thud! dafuq!

> “the enemy was too strong for us today”

> mfw

 

I also remember a blackwood game. Me, neo and ravender with one random. Rav spent the entire game trying to warp into him with his anaconda… many lulz were had

 

Wrong forum Anon -> http://boards.4chan.org/b/

 

you’re welcome

#13

Why does it have to be /b/. Could be any other. Nub

#14

When I had high ping I died to a single attack drone in a command with full health

#15

When I had high ping I died to a single attack drone in a command with full health

 

I had this in a low synergy guard once, I had my phase shield on kinetic because of some long range coil mortar splash damage, I had no idea those f***ers were turning around me.  My team also seemed not to care… In the end I died to the cpil mortar, but those thingss did almost 60% of the damage (this was at the time when I didn’t have damage notification on my HUD)

#16

But the best part of this is when I tried to microwarp a second before the game ended, but realized I was going to go straight into an asteroid. I tried to cancel, but by that point, it was too late. So the screen proclaiming my team’s victory pops up, and I warp off, fully expecting an explosion, but nah. Instead what happens is I go inside the asteroid for a bit, then come out the other end, spinning like crazy.

 

Booyeah.

 

Now we only have to link to this when people ask for larger than 700 max speeds.

 

Wrong forum Anon -> http://boards.4chan.org/b/

 

you’re welcome

 

So you think imageboards invented the > symbol.

#17

Rammed a Guard to death in a Recon once. Laughed so much when that happened.

#18

try using thrusters 700 speed on a guard

 

the recon dies and guard takes like 1000 dmg?

 

waow  fasz. speed is not made for ramming 

#19

Just tried to get a quick golden battle in, had to drop to T4 because nobody in the queue for T4/T5, get combat recon.

Captain is a nub but enemy captain looks worse, so dance around a bit to shoot their 2 ECM + Tackler to space wreckage, then dive in to take the captain out. I plasma arc a command standing in my way - I won’t need the arc to take out their captain - and finally make my way through to the prize camping in the back with two guards. Their pulsars tickle, clearly they’re trying to make me laugh as I finish off their captain and fly off.

We’re no two minutes in. T3 is as bad as ever I think to myself, not realizing it’s even worse when our captain explodes in beautiful fireworks at the same time. He must never have seen LRF torpedoes before, because he was sunbathing in their radiation.

Well, no problem I think to myself, two nubs down, we got enough engineers left alive, let’s go cleanup. So I start pinging priority targets, taking out their respawned tackler bot and ECM. Easy kills. Am working on one of their Styx that’s separated from the pack, but why do I have to do all the work myself? Could use some help here guys?

Look around, all I see is a friendly Tackler explode in the middle of their frigball. Yes dude, when the captain is down they see you… :T3: No loss, I think, so where’s the rest of the team. I find a lonely Anaconda successfully running from LRF torps. Until he decides that he found a nice parking spot behind a pillar. WTF? Boom.

Well, that’s unfortunate. So the next 8 something minutes I spent like this:

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They never gave up chasing. Almost felt like invasion space and those pirates following you across the entire map. Sadly no wormhole appeared with a pack of Hunters to give me a hand. :foreveralone:

Session ID: 6362668
Session Server: RU 3
Session Time: Thursday, 12 June 2014, 12:18:06 to 12:30:34 (Battle time: 12:00)
Session Type: PVP Skirmish (Combat Recon) at Ancient Ruins
Session Size: 12v12
Session Result: Defeat (Timeout) 

Total Damage: 1,316,789 (Team: 38.21%)
Total Heals: 489,179 (Team: 59.83%)
Total Kills: 34 (Team: 44.12%)

TEAM 1:
PLAYER SHIPS FLOWN K AD AB D O DAMAGE TEAM % MSL MSL% HEALS DMG TKN KIN EMP THR COL EFF EXP SYN+ CREDITS
Bradyon Templar AE[7] 4 9 0 0 0 139,761 17.18% 26 104% 0 3,775100% 0% 0% 0% 878 6,915 0% 82,530
DaRT Black Swarm[9] 2 8 0 1 1 42,808 5.26% 12 75% 0 28,592 19% 35% 44% 2% 820 8,936 0% 99,589
xxJEKxx Katana S[9],Styx[9] 3 7 5 1 0 111,801 13.74% 9 11% 122,751 53,659 13% 22% 64% 1% 793 10,845 0% 99,196
lokixet Templar AE[7] 1 6 0 1 0 55,237 6.79% 8 100% 0 43,435 33% 23% 43% 1% 578 6,263 0% 78,733
targetprac860297 Ira Deus[9] 1 9 0 1 0 79,571 9.78% 23 57% 0 74,084 56% 15% 29% 0% 565 7,626 0% 95,567
CountLePoof Ricasso[8] 2 4 0 3 0 54,687 6.72% 8 88% 2,799 35,956 38% 39% 20% 3% 478 7,114 0% 93,991
Victerrasan Templar AE[7] 2 6 0 0 0 64,008 7.87% 22 45% 0 2,870100% 0% 0% 0% 473 6,036 0% 77,175
ryba663364 Templar S[7],Stiletto AE[7] 0 9 0 2 0 60,353 7.42% 11 64% 10,534 79,965 49% 14% 37% 0% 457 5,822 0% 76,923
tehhorror Crusader[8] 1 6 1 0 0 81,228 9.98% 2 0% 0 26,281 91% 0% 8% 1% 399 10,011 50% 138,646
SpaceHussar Styx[9] 1 5 5 0 0 52,195 6.41% 4 0% 54,961 56,113 48% 32% 18% 1% 359 7,264 0% 91,581
InnocentBystandr Neutron[5] 2 7 0 2 0 54,287 6.67% 13 46% 5,438 40,473 29% 30% 37% 4% 358 8,359 50% 63,966
(bot)Alyssa Alligator-C[5],Fox[4] 0 6 0 4 0 17,708 2.18% 3 0% 0 74,859 42% 37% 20% 0% 169 4,233 0% 40,364

TEAM 2:
PLAYER SHIPS FLOWN K AD AB D O DAMAGE TEAM % MSL MSL% HEALS DMG TKN KIN EMP THR COL EFF EXP SYN+ CREDITS
Snib Kite[9] 7 4 0 0 1 116,754 23.20% 12 58% 1,772 43,204 11% 19% 70% 1% 1,541 12,645 10% 113,970
kirSSabre Katana AE[8] 2 8 0 2 0 31,469 6.25% 12 42% 0 44,198 44% 24% 27% 4% 555 4,212 50% 148,132
Benediktus Styx[9] 1 6 6 1 0 33,233 6.61% 3 67% 80,411 112,872 3% 34% 56% 7% 465 3,810 50% 145,231
Coanux Templar S[7] 0 6 1 1 0 56,257 11.18% 5 100% 0 61,573 42% 38% 19% 1% 368 2,304 50% 116,524
JaVi Templar AE[7] 0 3 0 1 0 61,660 12.25% 16 94% 0 21,929 0% 0%100% 0% 352 1,696 0% 77,347
proall Katana[7] 1 2 11 1 0 15,427 3.07% 6 33% 0 48,085 50% 4% 45% 1% 324 1,776 0% 76,740
Neuneu Anaconda[8] 1 6 2 1 0 83,157 16.53% 6 0% 155,833 146,535 6% 19% 74% 1% 319 1,809 0% 93,232
(bot)Nicholas Hawk[6],Alligator-C[5] 2 4 0 3 0 22,279 4.43% 6 33% 0 65,001 48% 27% 25% 0% 264 1,404 0% 50,857
karapuzik47853 Stiletto AE[7] 0 6 0 2 0 25,794 5.13% 8 50% 0 40,671 18% 34% 44% 4% 199 1,400 0% 73,638
KPOKODuJI4uK Styx[9] 0 3 1 1 0 9,909 1.97% 4 0% 46,582 84,770 40% 17% 39% 5% 97 1,568 0% 85,466
TheSickness13467 Kris AE[9] 1 1 0 3 0 35,261 7.01% 7 71% 3,239 43,661 37% 16% 46% 0% 79 1,838 50% 126,802
scotti Phobos[7] 0 5 0 3 0 11,945 2.37% 6 17% 4,857 56,444 29% 9% 62% 0% 38 877 0% 67,311
#20

Lol, a slow frig ball chasing you? Priceless. 

 

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