Fun Things to do in Star Conflict.

  1. Ram an enemy ship to death. Without noticing.

done

  1. When the Captain in Combat Reconnaissance, announce to the team you only have two days until retirement. For bonus points, use periods of inactivity to talk about how much you’re looking forward to spending time with your wife and kids.

will do

  1. Advise the team to “Nuke the beacon from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure!”.

i just shoot and forget to advise, only way to look cool

  1. Begin a Realistic team battle with the phrase “KAMIKAZE!”

i sometimes shout ‘LEEEEROOYY JENKINS!’

  1. Attempt to dock with a cargo ship in the Processing Rig mission.

docked with all kinds of stuff: player ships, abandoned structures, landed on asteroids, more…

  1. Also in the Processing Rig mission, drop a warp gate inside the cargo ship warp gate, and go through it so that you end the mission at warp. Warpception!

no engi, hate me xd

  1. Play the Top Gun soundtrack in the background.

hmm, ok!

  1. As a Federation pilot, ask your team if their mission is in violation of the Prime Directive.

the question is if i care :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. As a Federation pilot, refer to all Jericho pilots as “Klingons”.

what’s that?

  1. Play chicken with an enemy and win.

done

  1. Play chick with an enemy and lose, but drop a mine / fire a missile before you die that kills him as well.

done

  1. Tell Frigate pilots that their ship choice makes them look fat.

*thinks of himself when in a frigate* - ‘oh hell no!’

  1. Kill every member of the opposing team at least once in a match.

done :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Earn the THUD! medal - it’s funny and you know it!

obviously done :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Declare yourself a “Sexy Shoeless God of War!” when on a hot streak.

is there another title? xP

  1. Alert your team to danger by typing like Chekhov; “enemy wessels on beacon A!”

can do

  1. Invent a Star Conflict drinking game.

there’s one on the forums somewhere…

  1. Win a battle whilst playing the Star Conflict drinking game.

will do

  1. When an ally is attacking the enemy Captain, tell him to use the Force.

done

  1. Acquire twelve legendary tasks (or Contracts, whichever) and complete them in a Hercules. Upon doing so, declare you are returning to Olympus.

might do it

  1. Whilst flying a Katana, type all your messages in Haiku.

how? xD

  1. Whenever you lose, complain in the chat that Terran is overpowered and that Blizzard needs to nerf the Medivac.

stopped playing star craft long ago, forgot stuff

  1. Speak in a bad Russian accent in your Corporation’s chat. Capture the beacons in the name of the United Earth Directorate.

happens every time i open my mouth, on TS, and i capture for myself and dont let go

  23b. If you are Russian, speak in a Texas drawl and capture beacons in the name of the Dominion and Arcturus Mengsk instead.

  not russian

  1. Invent a back-story for the commander, and write slash fiction about him.

the only ‘backstory’ i need for the commander is to sit his xxxx safe ‘back’ in the map (we talking about recon capt here?)

  1. Get the entire team to pass through one or more Warp Gates at the same time. Offer to pay your opponent’s laundry bill as compensation.

partially done, but no bills

  1. Go through an entire battle communicating only in Firefly references.

what’s that?

  1. Whenever a new wave of enemies warps in during a Mission, announce “It’s a Trap!”.

“It’s PvE!”, will do

  Bonus points: Correctly apply the phrase “Our shields cannot repel firepower of that magnitude!” during Round 3.

  ‘I’MA FIRING MAH LAZOR!’

  1. Complete a round of any mission as the last man standing with 15% or less health. Never let anyone else on the team live it down.

easy, just shut up in team chat and watch them cluessly suicide then act the hero xd

  1. Shout “Light Speed to Endor!” when activating the Microwarp Engine.

only if i find a battle on an apropriate scale happening

  1. Conga line Warp Gates.

must be done!

  1. In Recon gamemode respawn in your Frigate in the exact same point where your Captain warped to.

so close! i’ve seen the aftermath on other occasions tho :slight_smile:

  1. When going into misplaced warpgate/microwarp write “NOOOooo…” before hitting an asteroid.

too stressed to do it unintentional :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Kill enemy cpt with microwarp.

didn’t do it, but witnessed one happening nicely like at a cinema 3D saloon from the first row of seats

  1. As an engineer frigate, place a warp gate, allow your opponent to follow you through it, and then reverse into him whilst he’s still at light speed.

no engis, but i killed some teammates with the abandoned outpost warp gates

  1. Play soccer/football with that adorable frigate-sized asteroid.

sang ‘can’t touch me!’ using it as a shield

this could be done by both teams - 2 engis with gates as gate keepers, the rest as field players, no guns :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Make obscure sexual references when your Hydra 2 or any other… well “Hot dog” looking ship goes through the warp gates

giant diwdo!

  1. Plant all 3 bombs with an Engineering Frigate during a round. Then laugh maniacally like an evil genius.

planting once as LRF counts?

38a. Pass through a preplaced Warp Gate in Abandoned Outpost without warping.

lost count

  38b: Hit the outer ring when entering at an angle and explode.

  same

  1. Kite entire enemy team after you as Captain in Battle Reconnaisance.

kited as the last survivor and won with kill count :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Ask if you can sell ships in the chat. Look baffled at the amount of rage it generates.

what chat? i’m not on global, so nice and quiet! :slight_smile:

  1. QQ in the chat about opposing factions beginning ship being too op for you.

IMPOSSIBRU!

  1. Lose the bomb during planting with cloaking then claim cloaked planting being bugged.

raging because of using the reboot systems module on deto makes you drop the bomb counts?

  1. Position your Longrange frigate just behind a useless enemy sniper to snipe his xxxx.

i HAVE to do this!

  1. As Captain kill their Captain with Suicide module.

will do!

  1. Buy the Jolly Roger sticker then wonder why everyone is aiming at you first.

i still don’t get why i’m being shot at xd

been wearing it for a long time

  1. Play the Benny Hill Theme in the background.

what’s that?

  1. have your squad line up at a warp and all fly through at the same time while your team mate films {warp conga line crash}

will do

  1. Open a warp gate to Pandora Sun.

no engi  8D

  1. Look at bob the builder while your team loses

where is that guy? xD

  1. Place Warp Gate inside other player in Hidden Maintenace Shop at the beginning typing “oooops”

something… happened… of this kind, but forgot what it was, but not done by me

  1. When you be the cap In combat recon, press backspace and watch the chat

a friend did it, claimed he wanted to chage ship cuz he didnt know he was capt, rage fiesta!

  1. Save an ally from imminent death by blocking missiles with your body.

done

  Improvement: save an ally from imminent death by blocking a disintegrator bolt.

  done

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My list of things to do:

 

  1. Play bomberman on Abandoned Outpost between the mid-map warp gates. Cov Ops with plasma arc and proximity mines alone, no guns :stuck_out_tongue:

     (this would go best with pre-set 12v12)

  1. Follow Aces without being spotted and kill them when they turn around (done, double kill :slight_smile:

  2. Fly ECM and keep an enemy ship locked out the entire battle without killing it

  3. Get ‘Battering Ram’ cloaked.

  4. Shoot your jeri LRF in the a$$ with your own guided torpedo.

  5. Land on an enemy ship’s ‘belly’ and don’t let it hit you for 10 seconds.

What about mine fun things!  :00333:

What about mine fun things!  :00333:

  1. Get a double kill or more with a single proxi mine :stuck_out_tongue:    (done) :wink:

  2. Unload all your mines on Abandoned Outpost at a warp gate arrival point on beacon hunt and watch incoming enemies as hilarity ensues.

   63a. Unload all mines on the path of a warp gate in the same manner (yes, stuff in warp can get hit by weapons).

   63b. Sit among your mines at 63a.

 

Will think of more :stuck_out_tongue:

 

 

EDIT:

 

  1. Play baseball. Get any ship and sit in the way of a warp gate at the end of the warp line on Abandoned Outpost, trying to ‘collect’ incoming ships. (done with stiletto, didn’t die :slight_smile:
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  1. Unload all your mines on Abandoned Outpost at a warp gate arrival point on beacon hunt and watch incoming enemies as hilarity ensues.

   63a. Unload all mines on the path of a warp gate in the same manner (yes, stuff in warp can get hit by weapons).

   63b. Sit among your mines at 63a.

 

  1. Play baseball. Get any ship and sit in the way of a warp gate at the end of the warp line on Abandoned Outpost, trying to ‘collect’ incoming ships. (done with stiletto, didn’t die :slight_smile:

 

Now we’re thinking with warp gates. I’m gonna try these.

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List that as No. 66. Gonna have to make an agreement with another player, though.

The one that’s faster lives, I’m betting.

*In GLaDOS voice*

Here at Aperture Science, we have decided to test the resultant explosion from two objects accelerated towards each other at ridiculously high velocities.

While flying with squad mates, make an agreement in chat to all fly LRF. Video record your teams comments. 

RageQuit SC before 9.0 hits?

I may just do that if the nukes are unlimited.

I may just do that if the nukes are unlimited.

be smart, wait till after the patch, check than.

and then check every week or every 2 weeks if they fixed xxxx

The one that’s faster lives, I’m betting.

*In GLaDOS voice*

Here at Aperture Science, we have decided to test the resultant explosion from two objects accelerated towards each other at ridiculously high velocities.

lol @ glados

and no, the faster dies first, just because it’s ‘the faster to die’

and the real result: they both die with the first guy entering warp having a rage face and the second guy having a troll face

 

  1. Prioritize doing crazy sh*t ahead of following objectives.

  2. Invent a new ‘Leeroy Jenkins!’

  3. Play Weebl’s songs while playing SCon.

  4. Troll your squad.

 

 

PS: i still dont know why people shoot me with jolly roger sticker on xP

  1. Finish enemy captain on low health with collision using a continous stream of Frigates via an Warp Gate. Jihad frigate train xP (yeah nigh impossible to do)

Eagle depends on what he is in, i used to do it every time when there was a stalemate.

  1. Fly straight towards the enemy captain in combat recon - ignore everyone locking, tackling and shooting you. Don’t fly in a semi circle or evasive pattern, just go straight in - shoot and kill the enemy captain and then fly out alive. We call this ‘the turtle’.
  1. Fly straight towards the enemy captain in combat recon - ignore everyone locking, tackling and shooting you. Don’t fly in a semi circle or evasive pattern, just go straight in - shoot and kill the enemy captain and then fly out alive. We call this ‘the turtle’.

Now the paparazzi are gonna bust turtle’s front door to ask what he did to get a move named after him. Aaaaand… done actually, in the very beginning when i joined the game, many times too :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of number 7. I was listening to Danger Zone in the background of the first match I ever played, followed by this beauty:

 

Here are a couple more you might like.

In combat reconnaissance, play a kamikaze recon int.

I only learned this recently, but it’s not only fun: it actually works. For me, it only took 3 deaths before I took out the enemy captain, with 5+ of his teammates all ganging up on me every time. Even between deaths, it felt nice knowing I was making him visible from everywhere on the map and cutting his hull and shield regen by 50%, thanks to putting spy drones on him.

Quote lines like “Eagle one, fox two” from Independence Day when firing missiles. Or “It’s jammed…! It won’t fire!” when you’re out of ammo.

So those would be:

73 - this happens a lot actually, always fun if you’re a good captain who can defend himself and they pour ships down your neighbourhood

74

 

and my latest:

75. Win a game with a squad with no modules at all on their ships (announce your team of it at the beginning).

 

EDIT (update):

  1. Play baseball. Get any ship and sit in the way of a warp gate at the end of the warp line on Abandoned Outpost, trying to ‘collect’ incoming ships.

-> this thing is hilarious! done it more times and dying laughing each time, try it! :smiley:

      the weird part is you can even sit on point blank where people see you and they still go through gates lol!

 

  1. Prioritize doing crazy sh*t ahead of following objectives.

-> since i completed 64. many times (and others some more), i definitely did this more than once, such relaxation!

76

 

While flying a Tormentor class guard ship, protect your engineer that is being fired upon from above by parking your ship on top of him, absorbing the hits. With the sheer size of the Tormentor, this actually worked when I tried. That guy wasn’t really moving (trying to take cover behind asteroid but he was being fired upon from above), so I just parked myself there in the heat of the moment. Maybe not that funny thing to do, but it felt really cool.

76

 

While flying a Tormentor class guard ship, protect your engineer that is being fired upon from above by parking your ship on top of him, absorbing the hits. With the sheer size of the Tormentor, this actually worked when I tried. That guy wasn’t really moving (trying to take cover behind asteroid but he was being fired upon from above), so I just parked myself there in the heat of the moment. Maybe not that funny thing to do, but it felt really cool.

I AM THE SHIELD.

 

FEAR ME.