- Ram an enemy ship to death. Without noticing.
done
- When the Captain in Combat Reconnaissance, announce to the team you only have two days until retirement. For bonus points, use periods of inactivity to talk about how much you’re looking forward to spending time with your wife and kids.
will do
- Advise the team to “Nuke the beacon from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure!”.
i just shoot and forget to advise, only way to look cool
- Begin a Realistic team battle with the phrase “KAMIKAZE!”
i sometimes shout ‘LEEEEROOYY JENKINS!’
- Attempt to dock with a cargo ship in the Processing Rig mission.
docked with all kinds of stuff: player ships, abandoned structures, landed on asteroids, more…
- Also in the Processing Rig mission, drop a warp gate inside the cargo ship warp gate, and go through it so that you end the mission at warp. Warpception!
no engi, hate me xd
- Play the Top Gun soundtrack in the background.
hmm, ok!
- As a Federation pilot, ask your team if their mission is in violation of the Prime Directive.
the question is if i care
- As a Federation pilot, refer to all Jericho pilots as “Klingons”.
what’s that?
- Play chicken with an enemy and win.
done
- Play chick with an enemy and lose, but drop a mine / fire a missile before you die that kills him as well.
done
- Tell Frigate pilots that their ship choice makes them look fat.
*thinks of himself when in a frigate* - ‘oh hell no!’
- Kill every member of the opposing team at least once in a match.
done
- Earn the THUD! medal - it’s funny and you know it!
obviously done
- Declare yourself a “Sexy Shoeless God of War!” when on a hot streak.
is there another title? xP
- Alert your team to danger by typing like Chekhov; “enemy wessels on beacon A!”
can do
- Invent a Star Conflict drinking game.
there’s one on the forums somewhere…
- Win a battle whilst playing the Star Conflict drinking game.
will do
- When an ally is attacking the enemy Captain, tell him to use the Force.
done
- Acquire twelve legendary tasks (or Contracts, whichever) and complete them in a Hercules. Upon doing so, declare you are returning to Olympus.
might do it
- Whilst flying a Katana, type all your messages in Haiku.
how? xD
- Whenever you lose, complain in the chat that Terran is overpowered and that Blizzard needs to nerf the Medivac.
stopped playing star craft long ago, forgot stuff
- Speak in a bad Russian accent in your Corporation’s chat. Capture the beacons in the name of the United Earth Directorate.
happens every time i open my mouth, on TS, and i capture for myself and dont let go
23b. If you are Russian, speak in a Texas drawl and capture beacons in the name of the Dominion and Arcturus Mengsk instead.
not russian
- Invent a back-story for the commander, and write slash fiction about him.
the only ‘backstory’ i need for the commander is to sit his xxxx safe ‘back’ in the map (we talking about recon capt here?)
- Get the entire team to pass through one or more Warp Gates at the same time. Offer to pay your opponent’s laundry bill as compensation.
partially done, but no bills
- Go through an entire battle communicating only in Firefly references.
what’s that?
- Whenever a new wave of enemies warps in during a Mission, announce “It’s a Trap!”.
“It’s PvE!”, will do
Bonus points: Correctly apply the phrase “Our shields cannot repel firepower of that magnitude!” during Round 3.
‘I’MA FIRING MAH LAZOR!’
- Complete a round of any mission as the last man standing with 15% or less health. Never let anyone else on the team live it down.
easy, just shut up in team chat and watch them cluessly suicide then act the hero xd
- Shout “Light Speed to Endor!” when activating the Microwarp Engine.
only if i find a battle on an apropriate scale happening
- Conga line Warp Gates.
must be done!
- In Recon gamemode respawn in your Frigate in the exact same point where your Captain warped to.
so close! i’ve seen the aftermath on other occasions tho
- When going into misplaced warpgate/microwarp write “NOOOooo…” before hitting an asteroid.
too stressed to do it unintentional
- Kill enemy cpt with microwarp.
didn’t do it, but witnessed one happening nicely like at a cinema 3D saloon from the first row of seats
- As an engineer frigate, place a warp gate, allow your opponent to follow you through it, and then reverse into him whilst he’s still at light speed.
no engis, but i killed some teammates with the abandoned outpost warp gates
- Play soccer/football with that adorable frigate-sized asteroid.
sang ‘can’t touch me!’ using it as a shield
this could be done by both teams - 2 engis with gates as gate keepers, the rest as field players, no guns
- Make obscure sexual references when your Hydra 2 or any other… well “Hot dog” looking ship goes through the warp gates
giant diwdo!
- Plant all 3 bombs with an Engineering Frigate during a round. Then laugh maniacally like an evil genius.
planting once as LRF counts?
38a. Pass through a preplaced Warp Gate in Abandoned Outpost without warping.
lost count
38b: Hit the outer ring when entering at an angle and explode.
same
- Kite entire enemy team after you as Captain in Battle Reconnaisance.
kited as the last survivor and won with kill count
- Ask if you can sell ships in the chat. Look baffled at the amount of rage it generates.
what chat? i’m not on global, so nice and quiet!
- QQ in the chat about opposing factions beginning ship being too op for you.
IMPOSSIBRU!
- Lose the bomb during planting with cloaking then claim cloaked planting being bugged.
raging because of using the reboot systems module on deto makes you drop the bomb counts?
- Position your Longrange frigate just behind a useless enemy sniper to snipe his xxxx.
i HAVE to do this!
- As Captain kill their Captain with Suicide module.
will do!
- Buy the Jolly Roger sticker then wonder why everyone is aiming at you first.
i still don’t get why i’m being shot at xd
been wearing it for a long time
- Play the Benny Hill Theme in the background.
what’s that?
- have your squad line up at a warp and all fly through at the same time while your team mate films {warp conga line crash}
will do
- Open a warp gate to Pandora Sun.
no engi 8D
- Look at bob the builder while your team loses
where is that guy? xD
- Place Warp Gate inside other player in Hidden Maintenace Shop at the beginning typing “oooops”
something… happened… of this kind, but forgot what it was, but not done by me
- When you be the cap In combat recon, press backspace and watch the chat
a friend did it, claimed he wanted to chage ship cuz he didnt know he was capt, rage fiesta!
- Save an ally from imminent death by blocking missiles with your body.
done
Improvement: save an ally from imminent death by blocking a disintegrator bolt.
done
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My list of things to do:
- Play bomberman on Abandoned Outpost between the mid-map warp gates. Cov Ops with plasma arc and proximity mines alone, no guns
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(this would go best with pre-set 12v12)
Follow Aces without being spotted and kill them when they turn around (done, double kill
Fly ECM and keep an enemy ship locked out the entire battle without killing it
Get ‘Battering Ram’ cloaked.
Shoot your jeri LRF in the a$$ with your own guided torpedo.
Land on an enemy ship’s ‘belly’ and don’t let it hit you for 10 seconds.
What about mine fun things! :00333: