You should have said, “I’m just trying to change ships, I didn’t like that one.”
I will do that next time I’m captain! Response will come…some time…I haven’t had much luck becoming the captain lately.
Kill everyone in your team once with Warp Gate. :crazy:
Ask turtlebacon about our luck!
38a. Pass through a preplaced Warp Gate in Abandoned Outpost without warping.
-38b: Hit the outer ring when entering at an angle and explode.
Well, I once killed half my team because of that with a chain reaction obviously caused by my wreck at that gate. Actually I drifted into it after spawn, because I had to clean something by the keyboard, and suddenly I read about half the team suiciding after me. Since we had a lot of good players and lost that one, I might have been responsible. Sorry.
- Also in the Processing Rig mission, drop a warp gate inside the cargo ship warp gate, and go through it so that you end the mission at warp. Warpception!
I wish if you put a warp gate infront of the cargo ship and it would warp, IMPOSSIBRU: If this was possible, put a warp gate infront the cargo ship, the warp gate needs the following stuff to do: Make the warp gate warp ships in a wall. When the warp gate warps the cargo ship in a wall and it crashes YOU LOSE THE MISSION.
I wish if you put a warp gate infront of the cargo ship and it would warp, IMPOSSIBRU: If this was possible, put a warp gate infront the cargo ship, the warp gate needs the following stuff to do: Make the warp gate warp ships in a wall. When the warp gate warps the cargo ship in a wall and it crashes YOU LOSE THE MISSION.
You have to lose 2 of them to lose the mission 
Dock your interceptor on top of a guard and pretend to be a turret of said guard.
I said “I’m just trying to change ships, I didn’t like that one.”
But, i got even less responses than last time 
In fact only 1 person responded
There goes my fun D:
Edit:
Altho I got the nice response of:
“Well, welcome to the xxxxxxx club I guess”
number “who knows”:
find a movable asteroid and use it as a portable shield - push it around when needed.
Already exist
number “who knows”:
find a movable asteroid and use it as a portable shield - push it around when needed.
That’s already been written.
EDIT: Though it does make for a brilliant shield.
Will it warp? Easy thud kills?
I got a few more.
A) When in Combat Recon, launch nukes at your captain and kill him.
B)Use a warp engine fly in a lava spine and get out with 1% HP remaining.
C)Pretend that you are at the enemies time while shooting your allies.
D) Hide in an asteroid, troll enemies when firing pulsar through asteroids.
E) Fire at your teammates very long time, and make enemy think it is a bug because he doesn’t that your allies are loosing HP.
D) Hide in an asteroid, troll enemies when firing pulsar through asteroids.
Pulsar requires line of sight, you cannot shoot through asteroids.
1 Time i played Combat Recon i used Alligator-C, i was the captain i was hiding near an asteroid, i accidently activated the pulsar and i saw that the Pulsar were firing through the asteroid, and I saw that I destroyed 2 enemies, I laughed 3 minutes after winning the battle.
I got 1 more fun thing.
Nick your username as PewDiePie and pretend that you’re a SALAD.
DAMN I FORGOT ONE.
When you don’t want to do something in Star Conflict watch this video:
What you might have witnessed is the people in question being in line of sight at the very millisecond one of the pulsar’s ‘ticks’ occurred, the damage graphic displays for a (albeit short) period of time, meaning that the person could fly behind an asteroid whilst that happens, giving the illusion that you damaged them whilst behind the asteroid.
I know, that was a rather awkward sentence there.
Or it was some time ago before all the things he considers fun were nerfed into oblivion and made impossible
Yeah, might be old thing, as also option A seems to be not possible anymore: Aren’t Nukes friendly these days, that you cannot kill your own captain with your own nukes (you can kill only yourself)?
- Ram an enemy ship to death. Without noticing.
done
- When the Captain in Combat Reconnaissance, announce to the team you only have two days until retirement. For bonus points, use periods of inactivity to talk about how much you’re looking forward to spending time with your wife and kids.
will do
- Advise the team to “Nuke the beacon from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure!”.
i just shoot and forget to advise, only way to look cool
- Begin a Realistic team battle with the phrase “KAMIKAZE!”
i sometimes shout ‘LEEEEROOYY JENKINS!’
- Attempt to dock with a cargo ship in the Processing Rig mission.
docked with all kinds of stuff: player ships, abandoned structures, landed on asteroids, more…
- Also in the Processing Rig mission, drop a warp gate inside the cargo ship warp gate, and go through it so that you end the mission at warp. Warpception!
no engi, hate me xd
- Play the Top Gun soundtrack in the background.
hmm, ok!
- As a Federation pilot, ask your team if their mission is in violation of the Prime Directive.
the question is if i care 
- As a Federation pilot, refer to all Jericho pilots as “Klingons”.
what’s that?
- Play chicken with an enemy and win.
done
- Play chick with an enemy and lose, but drop a mine / fire a missile before you die that kills him as well.
done
- Tell Frigate pilots that their ship choice makes them look fat.
*thinks of himself when in a frigate* - ‘oh hell no!’
- Kill every member of the opposing team at least once in a match.
done
- Earn the THUD! medal - it’s funny and you know it!
obviously done
- Declare yourself a “Sexy Shoeless God of War!” when on a hot streak.
is there another title? xP
- Alert your team to danger by typing like Chekhov; “enemy wessels on beacon A!”
can do
- Invent a Star Conflict drinking game.
there’s one on the forums somewhere…
- Win a battle whilst playing the Star Conflict drinking game.
will do
- When an ally is attacking the enemy Captain, tell him to use the Force.
done
- Acquire twelve legendary tasks (or Contracts, whichever) and complete them in a Hercules. Upon doing so, declare you are returning to Olympus.
might do it
- Whilst flying a Katana, type all your messages in Haiku.
how? xD
- Whenever you lose, complain in the chat that Terran is overpowered and that Blizzard needs to nerf the Medivac.
stopped playing star craft long ago, forgot stuff
- Speak in a bad Russian accent in your Corporation’s chat. Capture the beacons in the name of the United Earth Directorate.
happens every time i open my mouth, on TS, and i capture for myself and dont let go
23b. If you are Russian, speak in a Texas drawl and capture beacons in the name of the Dominion and Arcturus Mengsk instead.
not russian
- Invent a back-story for the commander, and write slash fiction about him.
the only ‘backstory’ i need for the commander is to sit his xxxx safe ‘back’ in the map (we talking about recon capt here?)
- Get the entire team to pass through one or more Warp Gates at the same time. Offer to pay your opponent’s laundry bill as compensation.
partially done, but no bills
- Go through an entire battle communicating only in Firefly references.
what’s that?
- Whenever a new wave of enemies warps in during a Mission, announce “It’s a Trap!”.
“It’s PvE!”, will do
Bonus points: Correctly apply the phrase “Our shields cannot repel firepower of that magnitude!” during Round 3.
‘I’MA FIRING MAH LAZOR!’
- Complete a round of any mission as the last man standing with 15% or less health. Never let anyone else on the team live it down.
easy, just shut up in team chat and watch them cluessly suicide then act the hero xd
- Shout “Light Speed to Endor!” when activating the Microwarp Engine.
only if i find a battle on an apropriate scale happening
- Conga line Warp Gates.
must be done!
- In Recon gamemode respawn in your Frigate in the exact same point where your Captain warped to.
so close! i’ve seen the aftermath on other occasions tho 
- When going into misplaced warpgate/microwarp write “NOOOooo…” before hitting an asteroid.
too stressed to do it unintentional
- Kill enemy cpt with microwarp.
didn’t do it, but witnessed one happening nicely like at a cinema 3D saloon from the first row of seats
- As an engineer frigate, place a warp gate, allow your opponent to follow you through it, and then reverse into him whilst he’s still at light speed.
no engis, but i killed some teammates with the abandoned outpost warp gates
- Play soccer/football with that adorable frigate-sized asteroid.
sang ‘can’t touch me!’ using it as a shield
this could be done by both teams - 2 engis with gates as gate keepers, the rest as field players, no guns
- Make obscure sexual references when your Hydra 2 or any other… well “Hot dog” looking ship goes through the warp gates
giant diwdo!
- Plant all 3 bombs with an Engineering Frigate during a round. Then laugh maniacally like an evil genius.
planting once as LRF counts?
38a. Pass through a preplaced Warp Gate in Abandoned Outpost without warping.
lost count
38b: Hit the outer ring when entering at an angle and explode.
same
- Kite entire enemy team after you as Captain in Battle Reconnaisance.
kited as the last survivor and won with kill count
- Ask if you can sell ships in the chat. Look baffled at the amount of rage it generates.
what chat? i’m not on global, so nice and quiet!
- QQ in the chat about opposing factions beginning ship being too op for you.
IMPOSSIBRU!
- Lose the bomb during planting with cloaking then claim cloaked planting being bugged.
raging because of using the reboot systems module on deto makes you drop the bomb counts?
- Position your Longrange frigate just behind a useless enemy sniper to snipe his xxxx.
i HAVE to do this!
- As Captain kill their Captain with Suicide module.
will do!
- Buy the Jolly Roger sticker then wonder why everyone is aiming at you first.
i still don’t get why i’m being shot at xd
been wearing it for a long time
- Play the Benny Hill Theme in the background.
what’s that?
- have your squad line up at a warp and all fly through at the same time while your team mate films {warp conga line crash}
will do
- Open a warp gate to Pandora Sun.
no engi 8D
- Look at bob the builder while your team loses
where is that guy? xD
- Place Warp Gate inside other player in Hidden Maintenace Shop at the beginning typing “oooops”
something… happened… of this kind, but forgot what it was, but not done by me
- When you be the cap In combat recon, press backspace and watch the chat
a friend did it, claimed he wanted to chage ship cuz he didnt know he was capt, rage fiesta!
- Save an ally from imminent death by blocking missiles with your body.
done
Improvement: save an ally from imminent death by blocking a disintegrator bolt.
done
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My list of things to do:
- Play bomberman on Abandoned Outpost between the mid-map warp gates. Cov Ops with plasma arc and proximity mines alone, no guns
(this would go best with pre-set 12v12)
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Follow Aces without being spotted and kill them when they turn around (done, double kill
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Fly ECM and keep an enemy ship locked out the entire battle without killing it
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Get ‘Battering Ram’ cloaked.
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Shoot your jeri LRF in the a$$ with your own guided torpedo.
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Land on an enemy ship’s ‘belly’ and don’t let it hit you for 10 seconds.
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Say “Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!” when coming out of camo to gank someone. It can be any form of camo. Plus points if your enemy is actively running or hiding away from you.
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Yell, “Cobra! Retreat! Retreaaaat!” when you lose a Detonation match, in an imitation of Chris Latta’s voice. Preferably when the enemy plants the last bomb.
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Kill the Punisher (boss) with any form of warp. Vecrox gave me some advice in Global chat about this, but I don’t know if it’s been done.