This is meant to be a list of fun / stupid things a player can try to do in Star Conflict, ideally without incurring too much wrath from the Stop Having Fun Guys. I hope that you guys will add your own as well!
Fun things to do in Star Conflict
- Ram an enemy ship to death. Without noticing.
- When the Captain in Combat Reconnaissance, announce to the team you only have two days until retirement. For bonus points, use periods of inactivity to talk about how much you’re looking forward to spending time with your wife and kids.
- Advise the team to “Nuke the beacon from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure!”.
- Begin a Realistic team battle with the phrase “KAMIKAZE!”
- Attempt to dock with a cargo ship in the Processing Rig mission.
- Also in the Processing Rig mission, drop a warp gate inside the cargo ship warp gate, and go through it so that you end the mission at warp. Warpception!
- Play the Top Gun soundtrack in the background.
- As a Federation pilot, ask your team if their mission is in violation of the Prime Directive.
- As a Federation pilot, refer to all Jericho pilots as “Klingons”.
- Play chicken with an enemy and win.
- Play chick with an enemy and lose, but drop a mine / fire a missile before you die that kills him as well.
- Tell Frigate pilots that their ship choice makes them look fat.
- Kill every member of the opposing team at least once in a match.
- Earn the THUD! medal - it’s funny and you know it!
- Declare yourself a “Sexy Shoeless God of War!” when on a hot streak.
- Alert your team to danger by typing like Chekhov; “enemy wessels on beacon A!”
- Invent a Star Conflict drinking game.
- Win a battle whilst playing the Star Conflict drinking game.
- When an ally is attacking the enemy Captain, tell him to use the Force.
- Acquire twelve legendary tasks (or Contracts, whichever) and complete them in a Hercules. Upon doing so, declare you are returning to Olympus.
“2. When the Captain in Combat Reconnaissance, announce to the team you only have two days until retirement. For bonus points, use periods of inactivity to talk about how much you’re looking forward to spending time with your wife and kids.”
Hahaha very nice!
“14. Earn the THUD! medal - it’s funny and you know it!”
52 and counting XD
+1 from me for bringing some fun to game
Logged in so I could upvote.
A few more. 
- Whilst flying a Katana, type all your messages in Haiku.
- Whenever you lose, complain in the chat that Terran is overpowered and that Blizzard needs to nerf the Medivac.
- Speak in a bad Russian accent in your Corporation’s chat. Capture the beacons in the name of the United Earth Directorate.
23b. If you are Russian, speak in a Texas drawl and capture beacons in the name of the Dominion and Arcturus Mengsk instead.
- Invent a back-story for the commander, and write slash fiction about him.
- Get the entire team to pass through one or more Warp Gates at the same time. Offer to pay your opponent’s laundry bill as compensation.
- Go through an entire battle communicating only in Firefly references.
- Whenever a new wave of enemies warps in during a Mission, announce “It’s a Trap!”.
Bonus points: Correctly apply the phrase “Our shields cannot repel firepower of that magnitude!” during Round 3.
- Complete a round of any mission as the last man standing with 15% or less health. Never let anyone else on the team live it down.
- Shout “Light Speed to Endor!” when activating the Microwarp Engine.
- Conga line Warp Gates.
Bonus Round Special:
Complete #6 by Microwarping through the Engineer’s Warp Gate. Film it, post it on the forums, and become a God.
- When an ally is attacking the enemy Captain, tell him to use the Force.
For bonus points, do this with an Orion Targeting Computer fitted but not active.
- In Recon gamemode respawn in your Frigate in the exact same point where your Captain warped to.
( a very very unlucky respawn. )
- Ram an enemy ship to death. Without noticing.
The first time I did it, I also got From the Grave. I believe my opponent got both medals as well.
- As an engineer frigate, place a warp gate, allow your opponent to follow you through it, and then reverse into him whilst he’s still at light speed.
This has happened to me once. My fighter did not take the impact well.
- Play soccer/football with that adorable frigate-sized asteroid.
I did this the other day, pushed it from our spawn with a frigate all the way to the giant rock barrier in front of the enemy spawn. so many empire snipers… they kept shooting the rock instead of me, i was laughing so hard by the time i was done, I didnt even care that we lost… I was a healer frig and still came in like 3rd just from assists
- Make obscure sexual references when your Hydra 2 or any other… well “Hot dog” looking ship goes through the warp gates
- When going into misplaced warpgate/microwarp write “NOOOooo…” before hitting an asteroid.
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
This will help you xD
- Plant all 3 bombs with an Engineering Frigate during a round. Then laugh maniacally like an evil genius.
38a. Pass through a preplaced Warp Gate in Abandoned Outpost without warping.
-38b: Hit the outer ring when entering at an angle and explode.
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Kite entire enemy team after you as Captain in Battle Reconnaisance.
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Ask if you can sell ships in the chat. Look baffled at the amount of rage it generates.
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QQ in the chat about opposing factions beginning ship being too op for you.
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Lose the bomb during planting with cloaking then claim cloaked planting being bugged.
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Position your Longrange frigate just behind a useless enemy sniper to snipe his xxxx.
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As Captain kill their Captain with Suicide module.
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Buy the Jolly Roger sticker then wonder why everyone is aiming at you first.
- Plant all 3 bombs with an Engineering Frigate during a round. Then laugh maniacally like an evil genius.
38a. Pass through a preplaced Warp Gate in Abandoned Outpost without warping.
-38b: Hit the outer ring when entering at an angle and explode.
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Kite entire enemy team after you as Captain in Battle Reconnaisance.
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Ask if you can sell ships in the chat. Look baffled at the amount of rage it generates.
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QQ in the chat about opposing factions beginning ship being too op for you.
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Lose the bomb during planting with cloaking then claim cloaked planting being bugged.
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Position your Longrange frigate just behind a useless enemy sniper to snipe his xxxx.
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As Captain kill their Captain with Suicide module.
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Buy the Jolly Roger sticker then wonder why everyone is aiming at you first.
Done both of 38. The latter happened to me and my exact reaction was:
*BOOM*
[5 seconds wait]
WTAF just happened?
- As Captain kill their Captain with Suicide module.
Oh great, now I have to try this!