This is meant to be a list of fun / stupid things a player can try to do in Star Conflict, ideally without incurring too much wrath from the Stop Having Fun Guys. I hope that you guys will add your own as well!
Fun things to do in Star Conflict
Ram an enemy ship to death. Without noticing.
When the Captain in Combat Reconnaissance, announce to the team you only have two days until retirement. For bonus points, use periods of inactivity to talk about how much you’re looking forward to spending time with your wife and kids.
Advise the team to “Nuke the beacon from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure!”.
Begin a Realistic team battle with the phrase “KAMIKAZE!”
Attempt to dock with a cargo ship in the Processing Rig mission.
Also in the Processing Rig mission, drop a warp gate inside the cargo ship warp gate, and go through it so that you end the mission at warp. Warpception!
Play the Top Gun soundtrack in the background.
As a Federation pilot, ask your team if their mission is in violation of the Prime Directive.
As a Federation pilot, refer to all Jericho pilots as “Klingons”.
Play chicken with an enemy and win.
Play chick with an enemy and lose, but drop a mine / fire a missile before you die that kills him as well.
Tell Frigate pilots that their ship choice makes them look fat.
Kill every member of the opposing team at least once in a match.
Earn the THUD! medal - it’s funny and you know it!
Declare yourself a “Sexy Shoeless God of War!” when on a hot streak.
Alert your team to danger by typing like Chekhov; “enemy wessels on beacon A!”
Invent a Star Conflict drinking game.
Win a battle whilst playing the Star Conflict drinking game.
When an ally is attacking the enemy Captain, tell him to use the Force.
Acquire twelve legendary tasks (or Contracts, whichever) and complete them in a Hercules. Upon doing so, declare you are returning to Olympus.
“2. When the Captain in Combat Reconnaissance, announce to the team you only have two days until retirement. For bonus points, use periods of inactivity to talk about how much you’re looking forward to spending time with your wife and kids.”
Hahaha very nice!
“14. Earn the THUD! medal - it’s funny and you know it!”
Play soccer/football with that adorable frigate-sized asteroid.
I did this the other day, pushed it from our spawn with a frigate all the way to the giant rock barrier in front of the enemy spawn. so many empire snipers… they kept shooting the rock instead of me, i was laughing so hard by the time i was done, I didnt even care that we lost… I was a healer frig and still came in like 3rd just from assists
Make obscure sexual references when your Hydra 2 or any other… well “Hot dog” looking ship goes through the warp gates
Also in the Processing Rig mission, drop a warp gate inside the cargo ship warp gate, and go through it so that you end the mission at warp. Warpception!
Earn the THUD! medal - it’s funny and you know it!
