Evil Space Bears [ESB]

You forgot the pic dude

 

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Please state wished tier and dmg.-type of your death. 

Thank you for choosing ZapBrannigan as your butcher.

 

:Dwop  

 

Thank you. I would like to be processed in the most voilent explosion ever. I humbly request my death to be swift and painless. 

T3 is prefered, but the larger, more explosive T4s are also allowed. I will see you in game. My thanks once more! 

If JP vs Zap actually happens and JP then wins and auto-joins ESB i’m gonna die laughing!

Hello! I would like to ask you about the posibility to be invited to your corporasion. Of course I haven’t enought skill that is required to be invited in such good team, but I think that with best ESB pilots my skills will grow fast. I have some expierense in flying simulators, like World of Warplanes, so I think I have all chances to become a good pilot here too (also with bad random team it is difficult to show the best skill I think). I am looking for interesting persons to talk and good friens to spend some free time in this game.

 

About myself:

 

My nickname in game is Sharoplet. My name is Sergey, I am from Kharkov, Ukraine. I am 29 years old and I know english quite well, but not so good as I want, so if you decide to invite me to your corporation it also could help me to encrease my language skills (instead I could tell you some funny russian stories). I have a lot of games in my past, but most similar to Star Conflict are Planetside 2 and World of Warplanes, where I played more than 6 months.

 

About my preferences:

 

Battle mode: Capture the lighthouses
Number of Players: 12x12.
Best classes for me are Interceptor (Covert Ops) and Frigate (Engeneering).

 

About my ships:

 

Now, after one week of game I have 5 T4 ships:

  • 4 Premium: Interceptor (Covert Ops), Frigate (Engeneering and Guard). Fighter (Tackler)

  • 1 Fighter (Command) 10/10 Spartacus, will earn T5 Aura Fighter (Command) in one or two days.

 

Well, hope my message will turn your attention and you will make your decision wisely.

 

Sincerely, Sharoplet.

Tier rusher much?

capture the lighthouses!

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As you can see, I am already in russian corporation now, because I was invited there yesterday and I agree to go there just to have a look at the Sector Conquest, they have very poor conversation chat, so, I hope to find a good team with lots of people who I could talk to.

 Your name suggests that you know Russian, so you better of going to Russian forum, there are plenty of Russian speaking corps there, and even ESB isn’t to frequent here (English forums)

 Your name suggests that you know Russian, so you better of going to Russian forum, there are plenty of Russian speaking corps there, and even ESB isn’t to frequent here (English forums)

I talked to ESB Leader and he told me to try to find some european/american corporation, because I want to talk in english a lot to improve my language skills

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^ good way to say no xD

its too hard to have everything ESB asks for. You just need high stats, dsr, kill and assist ratio, w/l ratio etc.

I talked to ESB Leader and he told me to try to find some european/american corporation, because I want to talk in english a lot to improve my language skills

Capture the lighthouses is wrong :slight_smile: Fix it first!

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yeahh… about that… it really didn’t come out the way you probably wanted…

Ackkkk… My eyes!!!

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I don’t know how your sense of humour works, but that pic is kinda disturbing, in a very bad way.

Hmmm. If I pull from that nipple ring, I think it will just like it and ask for more?

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the Evil “Leather Daddy” Space Bears…

 

We always knew Wynny keeps a tight leash on his corp…but we didn’t think literally!  :lol:

I think… I need to explain the Wynnypuh picture. In RuNet this picture is called as “Dark Overlord” - and its meaning: suppressed the will of others, and do what you want without resistance.

 

original

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The original is even more disturbing.