Dear EvilTactician

A review of my burrito, as requested:

 

There are burritos, and then there are California Burritos. This famous San Diego food is not exactly trying to fit in with real, authentic Mexican cuisine, it’s basically just meat and potatoes stuffed into a tortilla for hungry, sand-crusted beach-goers. The monster almost always includes carne asada (grilled and marinated steak), french fries, a bunch of cheese, pico de gallo and of course guacamole.

 

As Zach of the food blog The Eaten Path admits, it deserves its own chapter in the Mexican food almanac. He writes:

 

“The Cali burrito is a San Diego phenomenon thanks to gringos like me and a dominant beach culture, because when you’re starving after three hours in the ocean, which would you rather have: some meaty stew with corn tortillas, or a handheld half-pound of beef and potatoes that you can pour hot sauce all over?..It’s part of the culinary whitewash that makes waves over Mexican food north of downtown San Diego, where people add potatoes and avocados to neutralize those strong and delicious Mexican spices.”

 

My burrito was just amazing. I got it from one of my favorite local joints, Roberto’s. Though, you can honestly get a good burrito from any -berto place in town. We’ve got Roberto’s, Alberto’s, Royberto’s, Eriberto’s, Humberto’s, Rigoberto’s, and just plain Berto’s. All of which are great substitutes. But my favorite place this famous San Diego dish, is located on Mission Gorge road, just an exit west of Qualcomm Stadium on the 8. Roberto’s has a few locations around town, but for some reason this one is always the best. My burrito consisted of fine, hand chopped meats, homemade, freshly chopped salsa, expertly crafted fries, and of course, real California cheese. One of the things I like the most about a Roberto’s California Burrito is that they mix the ingredients up. It’s not just sections of different ingredients. One bit consists of almost all the flavors, and let me tell you, they go amazingly well together. That steak must’ve been marinating for days, because that flavor was unreal and they way it played of the texture of the crispy fries, and the slight acidity of the salsa, it’s literally like having an orgasm in your mouth.

 

I’ve lived in San diego most of my life, but let me tell you, those few years when I was outside the range of the California Burrito, there wasn’t anything I missed more. The California Burrito has a special place in the San Diego subgroup of Mexican food culture just like the fish taco. Sure, you can’t find it anywhere south of the border, but it’s delicious and makes sense in flip flop-wearin’ San Diego.

 

I also included some mouth watering imagery for you to see just how amazing this burrito really is.

 

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Screw burritos!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawarma

24/7

Screw burritos!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawarma

24/7

 

Oh trust me, I love me some Shawarma, but there’s no such thing as a California Shawarma, so…

Oh trust me, I love me some Shawarma, but there’s no such thing as a California Shawarma, so…

We have California Sandwiches up here in Toronto…

This chat of food stuffs is making me incredibly envious. I don’t suppose you kind souls can ship to Canada? Noms sound excellent between blowing up ships.

This chat of food stuffs is making me incredibly envious. I don’t suppose you kind souls can ship to Canada? Noms sound excellent between blowing up ships.

 

You should try spanish gastronomy :smiley:

http://travel.cnn.com/singapore/none/40-singapore-foods-we-cant-live-without-810208

Oh dear god, I must have this.

 

And Sir, you have my thanks for the in-depth review and description of the culinary highlight we discussed during our military engagements. To anyone else: the secret to good military planning is great noms.

 

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:crazy:  :dntknw:  :what:

Almost made me drop my sweet rolls…

Almost made me drop my sweet rolls…

The world almost turned upside-down!

The world almost turned upside-down!

 

You do know that I have another power food that only GREEKS, like me, eat on a daily basis? 

You do know that I have another power food that only GREEKS, like me, eat on a daily basis? 

 

It used to be Gyros, but given the economic downturn in Greece these days, I would guess something more in line with Pot Noodle?

It used to be Gyros, but given the economic downturn in Greece these days, I would guess something more in line with Pot Noodle?

 

Almost correct, Gyros, prnounced “Yee-roos” with a ‘yee’, is as common as mcdonalds in greece or greek community then any other food. 

 

though Im talking about a soup that only greeks know of, and its the only soup you can have all year. As my ‘yia-yia’, put it, “egg lemon soup” or afyolemono…

Almost correct, Gyros, prnounced “Yee-roos” with a ‘yee’, is as common as mcdonalds in greece or greek community then any other food. 

 

though Im talking about a soup that only greeks know of, and its the only soup you can have all year. As my ‘yia-yia’, put it, “egg lemon soup” or afyolemono

 

I swear you just face-rolled your keyboard and are actually trolling us. afyowhatnow?

 

Pictorial evidence of this food stuffs, please.

I swear you just face-rolled your keyboard and are actually trolling us. afyowhatnow?

 

Pictorial evidence of this food stuffs, please.

 

Ugh, I cant type the greek word. 

 

Here is the wiki. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avgolemono

I think I’ll stick to Voyd’s Burrito.

Its not for the faint of heart. Only greeks can have it and benefit. 

As European I was amazed by this review. I have a Mexican friend, so eating hot stuff with him, because his chillies are rivaling my hungarian paprika background (there are also incredibly hot paprikas, don’t be mistaken), made me already get to know much of his cousine, but I never ate a Burrito. I am positive, that we have such thingies here in Vienna, have to try one. Sounds incredibly yummy.

 

Gyros or as the turkish call it “Kebap” or “Döner” however, are on every street corner, so it is a common thing for me. You find them even in the remotest small towns in mid europe, it was basicly brought in by immigrants. So it’s definitely not only in Greece. :wink:

so eating hot stuff with him […] made me already get to know much of his cousine

lmfao… although that might just be my dirty mind.  :fed015:

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