Dear Bounty Hunters, Alien Hunters, Deviants, Artifact Collectors, Proclaimers of “Self Defense,”
and to those who wish harm to our alien brethren;
I am, as discussed in the following half of this sentence, an Ambassador for the Aliens. We are the Alien Sympathizers. Our goal is clear and just:
To protect and serve our Alien allies.
Sincerely,
Warp
Now I know what you’re thinking, "Hey buddy, who do you think you are just charging in here, spilling my drink, standing on the table, and just proclaiming yourself an Alien?" And to you, my dear friend, I say that I did not claim myself to be an Alien. That is just silly, for I am obviously a human. A human with the dream that one day Aliens and Humans can coexist peacefully in the same sector. For what reason has justified the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of Alien refugees? At what cost does mercilessly wiping an entire species out of our sector accomplish? The answer to that is directly inherit to how much money you put into the game, but nonetheless!
I come here today seeking those among you who support this cause, to end the bloodshed. Together we can achieve an era of peace that this quadrant has never seen the likes of in history!
Ironically that means ruthlessly slaughtering any humans who stand opposed to this philosophy. So in all regards, that leaves little option for a peanut-gallery. The time is now!
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Alien Sympathizers
[PEACE]
Destroy Those who Oppose Peace!
“When there is another opinion on the matter, simply remove it, and yours will be right.” -Our Master
Person of Contact: Birmanator
Q&A:
Q. - What kind of Corporation are you?
A. - Essentially we are not a corporation. We are servants. We are a collection of humans with the common belief that all Aliens should be treated equally and have the same inherent rights that humans have.
Q. - So do you do PVP, PVE, Sector Conquest?
A. - Wherever our crusades of justice take us, we shall be. The goal of this collection of people is entirely up to said people. In time, players shall run the corp as if it were their own. Literally. I don’t plan on doing this forever. Help me.
Q. _- _I don’t get it. Okay, so what exactly is the point of this corporation?
A. - Exactly.
Q. - Let me get this straight. I join, then-
A. - Whatever you want. Squad up, enjoy yourself, go solo (Not Han Solo. That’s trademarked.) After about a week you will begin inducted into the Alien hive mind Corporation as a full fledged supporter and will be welcome with open arms! Play Invasion or Sector Conquest? Well aren’t you just out of luck No problem! Join in and have a blast with our depressingly few many members!
Q. - Are you serious?
A. - 100%. We stand by our cause, and will lay down our lives to prove it. Our overlords The Aliens would not take too kindly to us standing idle while thousands are slaughtered daily.
Long live the hive
Peace to us all.
We are watching. We are waiting. This sector will soon be ours.
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