Either a cat or a dog with a speech impairment.
O dread lord, who has not witnessed firsthand your capacity for dark wit on the field of battle?
Only you, captain.
Only you, captain.
Either claiming to be the leader of wolves (Without joining WPK, I might add), or likening wolves to Mongols.
Hyranic -> Tyrannic -> Titanic -> Rock Bottom:
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEE!!!
Behold, its Kog Miawg
Are you a drone? You must be a drone. I wonder if your thought processes ever include ‘screw protocol?’
A captain named Nick.
a cat… meow! 
You’re Saudi Arabian.
Chain of thought: eltazar > balthazar > that evil guy off Aladdin > Saudi Arabia
Light saber. color = purple.
A wolf with a Star Trek obsession.
E.T… perhaps enjoys capturing beacons in his space bike?
Something I kill every day. :3
SPAAAACE indeed!
A plane above the Prime Material but below the Outer Planes.
Jar Jar that you?
A third party program. A virus? Someone tell the GMs quick! 
Heroic space toast.