The WolfPack [WPK]

I can see it now. 

 

*JP is cruzing with his Covert Op* 

 

*Suddenly ambushed by 8 WPK members* 

 

*JP eats one sweet roll, and manages to buy some time till backup arrives* 

 

*NASA warps in with the heavy Engineers and Gunship 102st platton and starts to engage.*

 

*With the fighting now reaching critical mass, the latent energy signatures spark interest with other corporations.* 

 

*ESB, TUF, GoD warp in for supremacy*

 

Look what you have started residente, you made the sector war a reality now. Thanks alot.  :facepalm:

 

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*ESB, TUF, GoD warp in for supremacy*

 

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Pilots! The Wings are coming! We are finally free of idiots in Sector Conquest!

Pilots! The Wings are coming! We are finally free of idiots in Sector Conquest!

Yep, these are good news. Problem is you need to fill at least a 10 people wing to be competitive, since wings are not matched per size. So a 6 men wing can face a 12 men full wing.

Yep, these are good news. Problem is you need to fill at least a 10 people wing to be competitive, since wings are not matched per size. So a 6 men wing can face a 12 men full wing.

 

Yep, always go in a full 12 man squad if you can! 

If not, start recruiting! 

Yep, always go in a full 12 man squad if you can! 

If not, start recruiting! 

Most pilots with the desired skill are either in the corp, or not willing to join us. At this moment we have closed the recruitment until further notice.

Most pilots with the desired skill are either in the corp, or not willing to join us. At this moment we have closed the recruitment until further notice.

 

WAIT. WHAT!? 

 

Why!?

 

Fine, just do us the favor of sending recruits our way if you would be so kind! 

 

*JP drops a sweet roll on this thread, those that read it gain +10 to reading prowlness*

JP tryes to eat a sweetroll… choke and died… XD

JP tryes to eat a sweetroll… choke and died… XD

Given JP’s alleged sugar intake yet the fact that clearly his fingers are not too fat to hit the keys yet I suppose he’s more than one anyway. If one of them dies two grow back, so you cannot win. :yes_yes:

My intake is proportional to the amount of weight I can lose in a 24 hour period. You underestimate the power of JP. 

My intake is proportional to the amount of weight I can lose in a 24 hour period. You underestimate the power of JP. 

 

So, you eat 1 sweetroll and then run for about 4 hours to burn it. So, 6 is the max number of sweetrolls you can eat per day, that is if you dont sleep, or sleep running.

 

Perhaps more if you run uphill while carrying your weight worth of metal.

He has to run because they’re all after his sweet rolls. Secret footage of him running to save his fat xxxx has been made available to me:

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WAIT. WHAT!? 

 

Why!?

 

Fine, just do us the favor of sending recruits our way if you would be so kind! 

 

*JP drops a sweet roll on this thread, those that read it gain +10 to reading prowlness*

 

Damn JP I already told you like twice that the gates were closed.

Damn JP I already told you like twice that the gates were closed.

 

Oh, THOSE gates, that’s what you meant! Now I get it. 

 

Eh, I dunno why you close your gates, but I would recommend to at least edit the front page of the recruitment thread or something to make everyone aware. 

Oh, THOSE gates, that’s what you meant! Now I get it. 

 

Eh, I dunno why you close your gates, but I would recommend to at least edit the front page of the recruitment thread or something to make everyone aware. 

We are working on it.

Recruitment is not totally closed, in fact, we decided to put it on ‘‘invite only’’ since we thought we were lacking in ‘‘qualities’’ applicant. Also, we found that our members were not using TeamSpeak and forum enough so we decided to focus on that to get our corporation a step further in coordination and strategies while in a squad. We prefer quality over quantity.

Yep, always go in a full 12 man squad if you can! 

If not, start recruiting! 

Zerg FTW!!!

 

Most pilots with the desired skill are either in the corp, or not willing to join us. At this moment we have closed the recruitment until further notice.

Sounds like ESB I guess.  Trying to clone them but speak English?

 

Given JP’s alleged sugar intake yet the fact that clearly his fingers are not too fat to hit the keys yet I suppose he’s more than one anyway. If one of them dies two grow back, so you cannot win. :yes_yes:

You didn’t see the picture I’m guessing.

 

we found that our members were not using TeamSpeak

Since in game chat was introduced, I’ve seen it used once, to hear JP laughing.  While in game, why not use the game’s chat system?  Then maybe your teammates will hear you and be more likely to know what you’re doing and help you win?

 

One thing that’s routinely annoyed me about corp squads is their lack of communication with teammates.  Your teammates want to win, and don’t want to be abandoned.  They want to know where their teammates are going.  A large percentage of the players in this game don’t know and understand the strategy aspects of a win.  They need help.

We are not cloning anyone. Just wanting to be the competent corp we already are.

You didn’t see the picture I’m guessing.

Actually I did but he deleted it again rather quickly so let’s roll with the sweet mystery (I’m bad at puns).

We are not cloning anyone. Just wanting to be the competent corp we already are.

That’s stagnation. You need to set some goals! :slight_smile:

One thing that’s routinely annoyed me about corp squads is their lack of communication with teammates.  Your teammates want to win, and don’t want to be abandoned.  They want to know where their teammates are going.  A large percentage of the players in this game don’t know and understand the strategy aspects of a win.  They need help.

 

THEY DONT WANT HELP (The pugs). Try to explain an engeneer that it is bad for him to activate and deactivate 3 times per second their healing auras. He will curse every generation of your family. NAWWBS blame the team as being THE WORST IN HUMANITY while the same nawb did 1 assist the whole game and no kills, and scored 68 in the end of the battle. You can’t feed information to nawbs, they bite if you try.

 

 

That’s stagnation. You need to set some goals! :slight_smile:

 

As far as i am concerned, our goal was to kick xxxx, thats good enough for me. HEHEHHEHEHE