Who or what is “Kipps”? Am i allowed to eat it?
yes you may eat it
Who or what is “Kipps”? Am i allowed to eat it?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [looking at Bender] I could swear I’ve never seen that robot before, either.
Bender: I’m Bender, the lovable rascal!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh yes, yes! My good friend, of course.
[makes confused gesture]
The WolfPack is currently looking to strengthen our top squads. Please observe the following ;
These are not ‘set in stone’ - as numbers out of context don’t tell us the full picture, but it should give you a good idea whether or not you’d fit the bill;
- 21+ Years Old. Exceptions may be made for exceptional pilots between 18 and 21.
- Have Teamspeak and use it whenever you play Star Conflict.
- Speak and understand English at a proficient level.
- 1300+ DSR.
- Fly primarily T3 or higher. (T4 preferred)
- 250+ PvP Wins.
- A decent kills/battle average.
- Have a wicked sense of humour.
- Be able to take (constructive) criticism & advice.
- Have a can-do attitude. (Giving up at the first sight of a full Rank 15 squad from those-who-shall-not-be-named is not an acceptable approach. We expect you to lock on and shoot them in the face. Trust us, once you kill a few, the rest run and self-destruct. (true story))
You can not;
- Have a record of abusive or otherwise disrespectful behaviour.
- Have the attitude of a fish stranded on a beach.
- Have the intelligence of a deep-frozen fishfinger.
- Apply to multiple corporations at the same time. Don’t waste our time.
- Be obsessed more with personal performance than your team.
- Be a drama-queen.
Probably the best recruitment post I’ve ever seen.
- Have the attitude of a fish stranded on a beach.
Non native english speaker here. Had to google what that meant. Found this and now
I’m really confused
I like that attitude… BAM!
You can not;
- Have a record of abusive or otherwise disrespectful behaviour.
- Have the attitude of a fish stranded on a beach.
- Have the intelligence of a deep-frozen fishfinger.
- Apply to multiple corporations at the same time. Don’t waste our time.
- Be obsessed more with personal performance than your team.
- Be a drama-queen.
Great, I qualify! Oh wait, that’s the “not” list, nevermind.
But what’s up with all this hate against fish? 
Great, I qualify! Oh wait, that’s the “not” list, nevermind.
But what’s up with all this hate against fish?
The likelihood that a fish would come along and read/post in this topic was fairly slim, so it was an analogy least likely to cause any major offense to anyone. In addition, not very many people are passionate fans of their fish in the category of dressing them up in cute pink outfits and carrying them around in their purses. (If you read this and this sounds like your every day life, then let me show you where the door marked ‘exit’ is.)
Maybe not dressing up the fish, but there are plenty dog lovers out there…
:lol:
Maybe not dressing up the fish, but there are plenty dog lovers out there…
:lol:
dafuq? some people are just out of their mind :crazy:
It never occurred to me to think that this is a recruitment thread…
It became like our thread, just the corp members mucking around!
It’s mostly non-corp members mucking around at this point, but yeah it’s essentially a “hey you should come join us” kind of affair.
It’s mostly non-corp members mucking around at this point, but yeah it’s essentially a “hey you should come join us” kind of affair.
Excellent. Have you noticed the sudden DECREASE in the use of ECMs in any given battle? Its shocking!
Excellent. Have you noticed the sudden DECREASE in the use of ECMs in any given battle? Its shocking!
Yeah so many people do not read past “Nerf”, you can post we nerfed ECM to the ground and don’t actually change anything, people will still fly less - because i was nerfed! So many players have no ability to think :facepalm:
Yeah so many people do not read past “Nerf”, you can post we nerfed ECM to the ground and don’t actually change anything, people will still fly less - because i was nerfed! So many players have no ability to think :facepalm:
My covert ops was nerfed before. Did I yell? Okay, a bit, But it did not stop me from playing!
My covert ops was nerfed before. Did I yell? Okay, a bit, But it did not stop me from playing!
you yell regardless, nerfed/buffed w/e - you see anything remotely creating a shape of a sweet roll, you just can’t hold the desire roar :)))) We actually had to reinforce a soundproof of your SRDS room on TS, so all other members won’t get hearing problems.
you yell regardless, nerfed/buffed w/e - you see anything remotely creating a shape of a sweet roll, you just can’t hold the desire roar :)))) We actually had to reinforce a soundproof of your SRDS room on TS, so all other members won’t get hearing problems.
Actually, he is right!
Who or what is “Kipps”? Am i allowed to eat it?
I heard he should be (quote) “a kill-stealing bstrd”
Hmmm… reminds me on somebody…
I heard he should be (quote) “a kill-stealing bstrd”
Hmmm… reminds me on somebody…
SILENCE!