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Chapter I
Who is a typical whiner?
The whiner does not differ much from the n00b
in terms of his inability to handle pressure and anything else.
The difference however lies in how the whiner sees the world around him.
Unlike the n00b who is completely out of touch with what is going on
and has no drive to achieve anything inside or outside of the game,
the whiner is very motivated to win.
The whiner gets his motivation by a simple mantra:
“Whatever happens will never be my own fault.”
Unlike the n00b, the whiner can be
a great motivational factor for his teammates.
The whiner will always have your back when you lose a match.
And he will make sure you lose,
but he will tell you disclaimers like:
“I got killed by that n00b LRF 20 times”
“Buhuu, the destroyers decide who wins”
" I got killed by a 2 man squad so many times, if it continues I’m gunna quit SC"
FUN FACT:
Did you know the whiners were originally responsible
for the removal of 4-man squads?
Not the developers.
Said remarks made by the whiner is often met with resistance from sane players,
who mistakenly tell him how he is a n00b. But… the whiner is no n00b. He is a whiner.
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Medical Analysimilistic Proxymystification
Occasionally if a whiner manages to bite a regular player in the neck,
the regular player gets infected. Early signs of infection include:
- A strong urge to support the infector’s claims
- Uncontrollable agonizing diarrhea
- Symptoms which resemble that of a n00b,
but are distinguished by the extreme diarrhea,
which is specific to the whiner.
And so the adventure begins…
completley missing the entire point and focusing on a “threat” wich never was a RL threat at all… just something to help them understand certain aspects.