Taunt contest (Taunts)

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A taunt is an integral part of any pilot’s personality. It is important to not only destroy the enemies but also show them who’s boss in the universe of Star Conflict. Of course, opinions differ. That is why we invite you to [share your personal taunts with everyone](< base_url >/index.php?/topic/35283-taunt-contest/)!

 

This topic for taunts only. Discussion goes [there](< base_url >/index.php?/topic/35284-taunt-contest-discussion/).

Oops, I didn’t see you there.

 

IGN: TheDarkRedFox

(why do I need to say this. Everyone knows me.)

“Git gud.”

 

“You are no match for the glory of Jericho!”

Your ship has run into a problem and stopped working ):

 

IGN: comradesatan 

Sorry! It hurts me better!

 

SuDoKu

Hah, death by a girl… How humiliating. 

 

(We need some girl taunts)

 

  • DeathWasp

 

You never stood a chance!

 

IGN: Koromac

You still have much to learn, kid!

 

IGN: endeav

“Well… Better luck next time!”

 

IGN: Lemmy44

Oh, you’re of those who likes falling with style rather than flying their ship.

 

-Dgstat1k

"¯_(ツ)_/¯" or "¯_(-_-)_/¯"

(depends what is supported by the game in terms of symbols)

 

IGN: ORCA1911

You mad bro?

 

IGN: Confliction

Do you even strafe?

 

IGN: xXThunderFlameXx

(does everyone need to do this now?)

Unless you want to have a bad day, stay out of my way.

 

-CactusCreep

  • My babushka is a better pilot than you!

  • Next time put a gun on your ship.

  • You started at the bottom and it’s been downhill ever since.

  • Oh, I am sorry, I did not know you were not ready.

  • Who is there???

  • Let me guess - you did this on purpose.

  • I thought this game is for 12 and older, but I guess I was wrong.

- I’m not offended by how you fly. I’m just glad that you already know how to get out of the spawn point.

  • If I throw a stick, will you go away?

- If I kill you again, will you go away?

  • If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.

- I’d explain how to play this game to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.

  • On a scale of 1 to 10, how disappointed are you right now?

- Your face looks like you’ve been using it as an emergency brake for your ship.

“That looked painful… It’s a shame sympathy can’t heal burns!”

 

  • Shotan
  • It’s hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

  • You’re a pilot of rare skill. It’s rare when you show any.

  • Calling you a bad pilot would be an insult to all the bad pilots.

“So a crystallid, a cyber, and an scientist walk int… Aaaaand he self destructed, great.”

 

IGN: johnprinos

Only one taunt per person guys.

Did I kill you too fast? Let me get my Thar’ga!”

SnerpDeggg