Taunt Contest Expanded.

Star Conflict,

While I appreciate being able to tell my enemy, “You’re the human equivalent of a participation award.”.  I’m really thinking you’re missing out a aspect of this game that really requires constructive criticism.

it would be great if you could post to teammates who really are dropping the ball.  These pre-defined messages could be sent after a match or globally to your team.  Not only is it funny, it makes everyone feel good:

Something like:

Don’t worry guys, I’m a garbage collector. I’m used to carrying trash.  # (For when you carry your team.)

You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support.  # (When you have a crap engineer)

With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet # (When your playing survival and your team mate can’t hit the broadside of a barn.")

I’d tell you to commit suicide, but then you’d have a kill.  # (Teammate with 0 kills.)

More:

You must really like spectating your team

To which foundation do I need to donate to help you?

You have the situational awareness of a potato

If it wasn’t for gravity you couldn’t even hit the xxxx ground

There should be downvotes after games then also ![:p](<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/004.png “:p”)

“Adam is always better than you”

53 minutes ago, OmegaFighter said:

“Adam is always better than you”

What if you are Adam? Does it mean you are better than yourself, but you are better than yourself already. Does it lead to a Division by zero and the end of the universe as we know it?

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Best damn thread in a while hahaha

“Set your Willy free” lol

I see it as something like a quick-chat, when you’re able to send GG, for example, immediately. Nice thing, but not essential at the moment. We’re focused on New Years update at the moment, but when we have a time, we’ll go back to it ![:)](<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/001j.png “:)”)

6 hours ago, CinnamonFake said:

I see it as something like a quick-chat, when you’re able to send GG, for example, immediately. Nice thing, but not essential at the moment. We’re focused on New Years update at the moment, but when we have a time, we’ll go back to it ![:)](<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/001j.png “:)”)

New years hype intensifies*

The New Year’s e x p a n s i o n will include 3 new sectors that take 10 gates to reach, new maps with beacons 20kms away, a large 350m long ship, 5 ship hangars, 2 page interface buttons, a 45 minute PvE, 20 other new ships, 6 new currencies, 4 new ways to get loot in OS, new bonus mini game for victories to get loot, new spec ops with Juggernaught sized ships, ability to fly into planets and suns, tons of new weapons, modules, abilities and passive modifiers.

18 minutes ago, RennieAshII said:

The New Year’s e x p a n s i o n will include 3 new sectors that take 10 gates to reach, new maps with beacons 20kms away, a large 350m long ship, 5 ship hangars, 2 page interface buttons, a 45 minute PvE, 20 other new ships, 6 new currencies, 4 new ways to get loot in OS, new bonus mini game for victories to get loot, new spec ops with Juggernaught sized ships, ability to fly into planets and suns, tons of new weapons, modules, abilities and passive modifiers.

Not sure if sarcasm or truth…

19 hours ago, xKostyan said:

What if you are Adam? Does it mean you are better than yourself, but you are better than yourself already. Does it lead to a Division by zero and the end of the universe as we know it?

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As we learned in the marvellous 11th grade math,division by 0 depends on what you divide by 0,if its 0 divided by 0 then you gotta simplify the numbers you get,but since we are talking about a whole number,“Adam”,then we have Adam divided by 0,it can either be Adam divided by negative 0,or Adam divided by positive 0,leading to  -∞ and +∞ respectively.This can mean that Adam divided by 0 is non-existent so this whole calculation made no sense.Really great to put what we learned in good use,that if its about making others look dumber than you,that I’m sure it really worked out…

How are you this bad at support? Do you work for Comcast?

Here is a few.

Tag, You’re it.

Got you!

Spawn Camping Coward.

Mess with me and you die.

We can do this all day Long.

Nothing personal, but you had to die.

You need more practice. Your Skills are lacking.

You are barely target practice. Come see me when you learn how to shoot.