Imagine u play a game and you do not so well and sombody calls u nub or even worse. What is a good answer?
“uninstalling the game right away.”
jk, idk, ignore.
“lol yeah I just started playing this game but I will get there.”
or
“well I guess that makes 2 of us then since we are in same game together” (This is assuming MM is working and playing SC ofc) 
or
“ikr lol”
and my personal fave:
“?”
Good response is to not respond
3 minutes ago, xKostyan said:
Good response is to not respond
agreed; I thought we were going for funny responses here 
Yes funny answers are good! I could say “yes thats me!” xD
random quotes of random peoples, like:
Quote
The truth is that killing innocent people is always wrong - and no argument or excuse, no matter how deeply believed, can ever make it right. No religion on earth condones the killing of innocent people; no faith tradition tolerates the random killing of our brothers and sisters on this earth.
-Feisal Abdul Rauf
“:)”
- works for everything.
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?
It is ok to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.
I cannot de-activate until you say that you are satisfied with your care.
Usually it’s for a good reason, so ask them for advice or at least to develop why they think your are being a nub. If it’s just a random insult then don’t reply yeah.
Reply to random insult: usually
“I love you, too! <3”
“U wot m8?!” works aswell.
Tell them: it’s “friday”* night, i’m here by my choise. Mostly 'cause i’ve spent all my money on ho**ers and black jack, while instead playing this game all days on a darn pc and smoking we*ds is the idea you have about fun and social skills.
*Insert here a random day
Не переживай. Все хорошо, моя сладкая ”)
1 hour ago, Mecronmancer said:
Не переживай. Все хорошо, моя сладкая ”)
lol this works on several levels; one they may not be able to read it so move on and the other well you need to be able to read it 
which brings me to why chat doesn’t have a translator or even a way to copy something said and translate in a browser.
On 12/7/2016 at 11:23 AM, theNoob said:
Imagine u play a game and you do not so well and sombody calls u nub or even worse. What is a good answer?
Kill them with fire.
They disabled copying because somehow it leads to spam.
It works really well, I see One Match Wonders spamming chat all the time!
On 12/7/2016 at 7:23 PM, theNoob said:
Imagine u play a game and you do not so well and sombody calls u nub or even worse. What is a good answer?
“You do it then” xD
On 12/7/2016 at 8:23 PM, theNoob said:
Imagine u play a game and you do not so well and sombody calls u nub or even worse. What is a good answer?
Spoiler
Ban them, works too!
On 12/11/2016 at 4:41 PM, OmegaFighter said:
Ban them, works too!
Spoiler
Ban them? For calling you Ace? WOW!  Remind me to stay away from this guy…