Fix. Download. Speed. 909 B/s. It’s BS I tell you! And… And… here’s the kicker… the client is at 1 MB left… and and and… suddenly it’s at 500 KB left… AND THEN 450… And then 509… And and. I’m raging so hard ya’ll have no idea.
(Edit.) It’s finally done. Reinstalling the client launcher FIVE times did it. No idea why, but it did.