Anything worth quoting ?
“How do you sell ships?”
Or my personal favorite: “How do you activate passive modules?”
Talking about global chat: That guy Thomastommygun from your corp seems to spend his time there but his English is… well, I don’t think I’ve ever understood a single sentence he’s been typing (before I stuck him on ignore). :lol:
Talking about global chat: That guy Thomastommygun from your corp seems to spend his time there but his English is… well, I don’t think I’ve ever understood a single sentence he’s been typing (before I stuck him on ignore). :lol:
He’s the biggest whiner I’ve seen in the game yet and that’s saying a lot.
He got my ignore after one match. I’ve been playing since May, there are three people on my ignore list.
[FizzyPop] i really like the jericho command ship, its like a frigate but just better
[Cyberpunk] stick together
[Cyberpunk] no solo
[Kine] roger that
[scout] what the f**k do i do in this game?
[zigmaz] sell ships
[sBH] playing in the lower tiers feels great lol, i feel like the best player in the world
[Thomastommygun] why there are many killstealers in this game guys why?
[zigmaz] team sport - no such thing as kill steals
[Thomastommygun] no they kill steal
[Thomastommygun] someone folow me and i go in the center of the tema i do rounds for years for team ko kill him and they leave him kill me
[Thomastommygun] and after they come to kill my target
[Thomastommygun] they are team when they kill steal? no
[Federoni] I think it does
[Rouing] This is like WOT
[DemonicReader] WoT doesnt have lasers.
[man57] how do u make a warp gate
[McNutter] tinfoil and duct tape
[man57] where do u buy warp gate ?
[baronkloshar] in a warp shop, hhehe i dunno
[man57] how do i use a warp gate ?
[coaxedfluidity] it costs me around 2,000 to repair when ive died 2 or 3 times !?
[riflemaster334] Dear god… repairs…Y U SO COSTLY
[(Renamed_661396)] im so gud at dis gaym
[scout] i have no idea wtf this games about but its free
[baronkloshar] exatly
[dizico] heuehueheuheueheuheuheueheueheueheuehueheuehuheueheueheueheuhueuehehuehueheuehueheuehueheuhe
[Kipps] the kids have found the keyboards it would appear
[Commando] Good luck, stay back, try not to die.
[Kine] hmmm
[Kine] sounds hard
[Commando] We’re f**ked
[Commando] Cheap death
[Commando] F**K STOP ZAPPING ME F*CK
[kevinhay2003] stay back when you are the leader!!
[dandyalex] hello all how do you play
[sifestia] how to press f ?
Common favorites:
"How do I use a passive module?" and related questions.
New players having such a high opinion of the Harpy: “harpy OP” “I’ve shot down fighters coming after me with the disintegrator” "one shot kills are BS, fix it"
"who plays Minecraft here?" My answer to that will and always will be: "i don’t even play it, lel"
"PvE is impossible" On that note, "What should I play first, PvP or PvE?"
"Hi guys, I’m new"
“how can I play PVE?”
Awesome list Kine 
I don’t have stuff cuz i switched to the peaceful chinese channel due to drama in global, sorry (and a warningless mute). Every now and then someone talks in it by accident and i go ‘CIVILIZATION!’
I could post hilarious stuff from Eve, but i think i have to log in to access my notepad, and all my accounts are on a break xP
EVE online ftw :3
Got some myself from EVE somewhere I think…
[12:36:50] Zephyyr > any caps need a fleet invite we have damn boners
[11:57:21] Aexeron > 11:57:01 Combat QA Cruise Missile belonging to CCP Paradox hits you, doing 856006.8 damage.
Test server fun 
EVE online ftw :3
Got some myself from EVE somewhere I think…
[12:36:50] Zephyyr > any caps need a fleet invite we have damn boners
You want comedy? Jita/Amarr.
You want the saddest quotes you’ve ever seen? Test Alliance fleets.
jita/amarr is quite sad really…every 5th line is: send me isk and i’ll double! the other 4 are contract scams…
jita/amarr is quite sad really…every 5th line is: send me isk and i’ll double! the other 4 are contract scams…
That’s on scammer happy hour. Try at around… 6-7pm GMT. Hilarity ensues all the time. At least in Amarr.
Dodixie has the weirdest newbies… and some of the most hilarious quotes too
“JPhack, what is an interceptor?”
“there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.”
“How do I sell ships?”
“By putting a magnet next to your computer, it will activate the hidden function to sell ships.”
“OMG, INTYS SO OP.”
“your the worst frigate pilot ever.”
nyrelos: how dyou capture a bake?
Gwitter2: can you queue up with friends
Benzareli: I don’t have any friends
texxceo: who wants to kiss?
D3toxx: thats my name change yours
Detox13: you got my nickname dude
kazaa1: in space, no one can hear you bacon
Pxranger: hmm, weird, I grew up on a farm, have never seen potatoe berries…
Pxranger: but I get your point
ShAdOwV6: my friend used to deploy a gate near me just to warp me into asteroids…
kondziuondziu: WTF IODTS DO WITH THIS GAME
kondziuondziu: NO WMY SHIPS ARE SUCKS
V3RM1N4T0R: Cant change ship colors, thats propably for tactical reasons - Alligator frigs need woodland camo, because they most often fly in the woods…
BobDole54437: pve more like pv hello kitty island adventure
[A conversation about bacon]
scgiants: i know its good but a whole conversation really
Pattata: You must be new here
In a game of Combat Recon:
copysnow: GUYS VOTE! Templar type S OR Templar AE ???
Lonestar: honda civic type s is better
Dagget: i want spacemail
kingsiege: NO
kingsiege: YOU DONT GET SPACEMAIL
And my favorite:
“How to plant the bomb”
And my favorite:
“How to plant the bomb”
In their defense I only just recently figured out how to do that hahaha.
There’s a bomb ?
There’s a bomb ?
Whats this ball near me for
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those are great, made me laugh out loud
:good:
BobDole54437: pve more like pv hello kitty island adventure
LMAO