Petition to rename roles

I propose that all ship roles be renamed to better suit their playstyle and function. Here are my suggested changes:

 

 

 

Guard: Tough Tater

ECM: Keyboard Unplugger

Command: Tough Nugget

Engineer: Paper Patcher-upper

Recon: Speedy Zipper

Tackler: Invisible Slow-chicken

LRF: What’s A Beacon

CovertOps: Surprise Buttmelting

Gunship: Gun

 

 

Thank you for reading.

 

P.S.: It’s a joke!

Oh and elly-> swiss army knife in space

hey, thats actually good idea for april fools!

+1