Jerichomian Rhapsody

sing to “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen


Is this just sci-fi, is this space fantasy, caught in some asteroids no escape from lethality,

Open my eyes, look off to the side and see …

I’m just a fly boy, I need no synergy

Because I’m easy mode, kind of dumb, always high, a little numb

Anyway the base blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me.


Mama, just killed a dude, put a missile in his tail, laughing at his fail.

Mama, the game had just begun, but now I’ve gone and flown too far away.

Mama, oo oo, didn’t mean to forget the base, if I’m not back again we lose this battle,

Carry on, carry on, looting doesn’t matter.


Too late, the base is gone, sends liquid down my boots, who’s the moron I can shoot?

Goodbye everybody I’ve got to go, gotta leave you all behind and forum flame

Mama, oo oo ( any way the base blows )

I don’t want to die, I sometimes wish I’d never been spawned at all


I see a little Stilletto with a plan

Plasma arc, plasma arc and fire a cruise missile

Pulsar bolts are crackling, very very frightning me

Jericho oh, Jericho oh, Jericho oh, jericho oh, Jericho the way to go – magnifico!


But I’m just a poor guy the other factions hate me

He’s just a poor guy from a poor family, flying for purple guys with no velocity

Easy come easy go, will you let me go

You’re tier one no we will not let you go – let him go

You’re tier one we will not let you go – Jericho

Will not let you go – Jericho – Will not let you go – Jericho! – Will not let you go

no no no nonononononono

Oh Mama mia mama mia I will fly for jericho

The Empire and Feds have a devil of a time with me, with me, with meeeeeeee




So you think you can paint me and jam out my eyes

Anomaly generator tells you goodbye!

Oh baby, blew him to bits baby

Time to burn out, afterburn it right out of here


Looting doesn’t matter, anyone can see,

Looting doesn’t matter, looting doesn’t matter

To me.



So few reads, so little rhyme, time for a bump so you waste more time … :01414:

wow, that was awesome. 

Not bad! Not bad at all!

Hah! Since I penned this Jericho has been unstoppable! :fed002: