Those apples were just sitting there, doing nothing, like you know, apples. I don’t even think they knew where they were and what was going on!
Apple #1: oh god why are they slicing us?
Apple #2: we’re in IGoD’s kitchen! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!1
Seriously, they were balled up without cover? Who does that?
slice and dice
Should’ve made apple crumble, not sauce! And then put some custard with it