Those apples were just sitting there, doing nothing, like you know, apples. I don’t even think they knew where they were and what was going on!
Apple #1: oh god why are they slicing us?
Apple #2: we’re in IGoD’s kitchen! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!1
Seriously, they were balled up without cover? Who does that?
slice and dice
Noms!
Should’ve made apple crumble, not sauce! And then put some custard with it