How To Make Apple Sauce

Those apples were just sitting there, doing nothing, like you know, apples. I don’t even think they knew where they were and what was going on!


Apple #1: oh god why are they slicing us?

Apple #2: we’re in IGoD’s kitchen! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!1

Seriously, they were balled up without cover? Who does that?

slice and dice


Should’ve made apple crumble, not sauce!  And then put some custard with it