Hear Ye Hear Ye!

Ha cuz they don’t want fruits to watch it. 

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K cuz I have sweet rolls. 

HEAR YE HEAR YE. The realm of barter zone is now opened to those willing to pay taxes imposed by Emperor ArcTic. (you must register) All who enter Barter Zone must pay a 25k tax for the upkeep of the sector. 

 

Tax collectors: RadiX

                     WolfKhan

 

This is truly going to be beneficial. We hope to start up a ponzi scheme called s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶   ArcTic security where you may be able to get some of the money back. We also are going to mandate healthcare in my sector, so that also costs more, making the total payment be 50k. If you don’t pay for healthcare, you are going to have a f̶i̶n̶e̶  tax which will cost you 100k in total. Thank you. 

 

Also, if you’re not on the guest list and are there illegally, you may be subject to free college, free healthcare, no taxes, free drivers licenses, free money, free food, etc.

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i’ll take the free welfare option

i’ll take the free welfare option

 

I second this motion…

Let’s put it to a vote now that the motion has been seconded…

What do you mean? I have executive privilege. And sweet rolls.

 

ALSO, YOU CANNOT COME INTO MY SECTOR WITH THERMAL WEAPONS UNLESS YOU HAVE A PERMIT ISSUED BY ME.  

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Someone has been smoking too much sweet rolls…

 

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Someone has been smoking too much sweet rolls…

 

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This needs to become a meme XD

This needs to become a meme XD

 

It is already a meme. But in our forum.

It is already a meme. But in our forum.

 

Ah k :slight_smile: Well thanks for sharing it with the rest of us sephirosk! I laughed a lot

What do you mean? I have executive privilege. And sweet rolls.

 

ALSO, YOU CANNOT COME INTO MY SECTOR WITH THERMAL WEAPONS UNLESS YOU HAVE A PERMIT ISSUED BY ME.  

 

You are now on my ‘kill-on-sight’ list under the “annoying” tab.

 

Also, I’m packing thermal weapons… lots and lots of thermal weapons.

 

And maybe a nuclear warhead. And some cherry bombs. And some lighter fluid. And some sparklers. Ooooh, and a Roman Candle; those are pretty.

I never posted that in our forum ! lol

Scratching my Head with these reference to powered by “Sweet Rolls”    Do we have a bunch of JP Hack Jr’s or did he clone himself or even WORSE  did he come BORGED ?    

Scratching my Head with these reference to powered by “Sweet Rolls”    Do we have a bunch of JP Hack Jr’s or did he clone himself or even WORSE  did he come BORGED ?    

 

I think ArcTic kidnapped him and tortured him for his Sweet Roll recipe…

No no no. I made my own recipe which is better. It’s the robobunny recipe. It has a secret ingredient too! (bunny brains)

Only problem is no sweet rolls will ever be as good as “JPHack’s Original Sweet Rolls”

 

(JP, you should get that trademarked)