Frigate Ball - a Star Conflict Parody song

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To the tune of “Wrecking Ball” by some C-rate porn star.

 

We spawned, we claimed beacons in vain

We capped never asking why.

We fight, they fell to plasma hell

Our kills, no-one could deny.

 

When we start to play pugs just run away

from our interceptors.

I can’t tell a lie, face us and you die

to our interceptors.

 

But then we hit a frigate ball!

Just Guards and Engis wall to wall!

And all our Intys start to fall!

Oh my God those ships are so OP!

Yeah they, are so OP

 

We call, we ping, the pain we bring

And yet, the Styx never go down

The tide it turned as our Pugs burned

And now our side is three men down.

 

When we used to play pugs would run away

Every fight we would own.

But now every time it seems that we die

To the Pulsars and Drones.

 

They came in with a frigate ball!

Just Guards and Engis wall to wall!

And all our Intys start to fall!

Oh my God those ships are so OP!

Yeah they, are so OP

 

But then we hit a frigate ball!

Just Guards and Engis wall to wall!

And all our Intys start to fall!

Oh my God those ships are so OP!

Yeah they, are so OP

 

I never meant to start flamewars

I just wanted Devs to nerf the frigs.

Instead of screwing the pros.

And pandering to little kids.

Why are my CovOps so weak now?

I guess all of the Devs fly Frigs

 

Don’t you ever say I should learn to play

Solo I would pwn you

 

So go ahead and frigate ball!

With Guards and Engis wall to wall!

And watch as the Pugs start to fall!

Oh my God those ships are so OP!

 

Yeah go ahead and frigate ball!

With Guards and Engis wall to wall!

Like you never learned to play at all!

You only win because your ships are OP!

Yeah Crus is so OP!

And Styx is so OP!

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Crus S is pretty ok, now frigballs are Styxballs 

3

*reads in a rap song rythm - thinks to fly Crus S again*… HELL NO!

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You can add the Sigurd (or the cerberus) as a heavy gunship to the mix. I have won 1v1 battles against styxes, crus-s and Anacondas quite easy. Almost anybody expects one sniper frigate to deal 8000 damage per charged critial positron shot and having 44.000 survivability.

 

And you can snipe with desintegrator too!!

 

Epic song. Lovin’ it!

5

 Almost anybody expects one sniper frigate to deal 5000-13000 damage per charged critial positron shot and having 47.000 survivability.

 

 

Trolololo

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Trolololo

I prefer having more projectile speed than raw damage, but yeah, you can reach up to that if you focus all on damage.

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I prefer having more projectile speed than raw damage, but yeah, you can reach up to that if you focus all on damage.

 Because 6139 m/s is not enough? :smiley:

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 Because 6139 m/s is not enough? :smiley:

11.5km/s is not enough Dx

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 Because 6139 m/s is not enough? :smiley:

Looks like we have different implants. And no, it is not enough. Mine is almost 8000 m/s perfect for sniping inties. I swapped the fed rank 6 for the Jerry one. I lost punch against frigs, but now I can get moar inties!! (and I already have the desintegrator for frigs afterall)

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You can add the Sigurd (or the cerberus) as a heavy gunship to the mix. I have won 1v1 battles against styxes, crus-s and Anacondas quite easy. Almost anybody expects one sniper frigate to deal 8000 damage per charged critial positron shot and having 44.000 survivability.

 

And you can snipe with desintegrator too!!

 

Epic song. Lovin’ it!

Where those OP Styxes or just your run of the mill Styxes.

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And all our Intys start to fall!

 

It is at THIS point that the frig ball becomes successful :slight_smile:

 

Excellent work, mate!  I got some good laughs!