"A New Cooking Thread"

You asked Millan so here it is. Post your recipes here. 

 

I will start: 

 

ArcTic’s Garlic Bacon Italian Herbs Delicious OMG Gimme Some or I Kill You Mac

 

NOTE: A lot of this is based on preference. So basically, you choose how thick you want the sauce, how herby, and bacony. 

 

Make Mac as usual. (put it in boiling water till it’s the right texture)

 

Saute 1 tbsp of diced garlic in 2 tbsp of olive oil.

 

Add bacon selected amount of bacon.

 

Add selected amount of italian herbs and black pepper.

 

Add the cheese from the packet along with permesian cheese and sharp cheddar. You choose the amount cuz some people like it cheesier.

 

Add milk to make the right thickness.

 

I don’t have all the measurements down perfect so add what looks good. Use common sense. Once you try it, you will despise box mac and cheese like it do. 

 

Making mac and cheese is an art so you have to practice to make it perfect. Red wine doesn’t taste bad in it either but I’m not exactly old enough to buy it 0_0… well legally.  

 

 

I will try to get my pan fried cheese salmon recipe on here too. It tastes even better if you caught the fish and cleaned it yourself. Maybe my 3 cheese bacon omelette with red pepper will show up in this thread too!

 

Rules: Avoid meals with under 1k calories. 2k is optimal with 3k being perfect. 

 

“Calories are delicious points, the more delicious points, the more delicious it is!” 

“Calories are delicious points, the more delicious points, the more delicious it is!”

+9001

WTF?

Alex’s cuisine toast

 

put bread in toaster

 

realise life is too short for toast 

 

eat bread

 

i should not cook

Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon sandwich

  1. Cook a ton of bacon

  2. Create 2 pieces of bacon bread.

  3. Place bacon between the 2 bacon pieces of bread.

  4. Done.

 

Potato potato potato potato.

  1. Cook 3 potatoes.

  2. Mash 2 potatoes, and place them in a bowl. Mixed two potatoes together.

  3. Blend mashed potatoes together

  4. Surround non-mashed potato with mashed potato

  5. Fry potato thing in pan, wait until it’s burnt, success.

Chocolate Sandwich:

  1. Get Bread.
  2. Get Chocolate.
  3. Put chocolate between bread.
  4. Substitute bread with chocolate.
  5. Voila.

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ArcTic’s Bacon and Pepperjack Cheese Sandwich

 

Toast bread

 

Put on pepper jack cheese and bacon.

 

melt cheese. 

 

Delicious.

Jim’s Radioactive Chocolate 2.0 Sandwich:

  1. Get bread.
  2. Get Milk Chocolate.
  3. Get white Chocolate.
  4. Get dark Chocolate.
  5. Put chocolate in very strong box.c
  6. Place box very far away.
  7. Detonate a thermonuclear bomb near chocolate.
  8. Find the very strong box with chocolate in it.
  9. Bring the very strong box with chocolate in it to your kitchen.
  10. Put radioactive chocolate between bread.
  11. Substitute bread for more radioactive chocolate. 
  12. Voila.

The Toast sandwich
A toast sandwich is a sandwich made by putting a thin slice of toast between two thin slices of bread with a layer of butter, and adding salt and pepper to taste. Its origins can be traced to the Victorianyears. A recipe for making it is included in the 1861Book of Household Management by Isabella Beeton.[5]

ArcTic’s Canadian Moose Recipe:

 

WARNING: HIGHLY VOLATILE

 

Say srry mr moose

 

Kill moose with bare hands.

 

Dump syrup on raw meat.

 

freeze in ice.

 

Use antler as fork.

You are an abomination of aCanadian master race - you did not say sorry to the Mr Moose.

ArcTic’s Canadian Moose Recipe:

 

WARNING: HIGHLY VOLATILE

 

Kill moose with bare hands.

 

Dump syrup on raw meat.

 

freeze in ice.

 

Use antler as fork.

You can’t make canadian recipes, you’re not even living in the great canadia

You are an abomination of aCanadian master race - you did not say sorry to the Mr Moose.

i knooooow! I’m so sorry mr moose. 

 

Happy now?

 

You can’t make canadian recipes, you’re not even living in the great canadia

Doesn’t matter. I’ve eaten maple syrup so i have a lil of canadia in me. 

And I have eaten some of your mom. That makes me a disappointed father.

ha cute.

 

freaking cannibal. 

Biomorph soup:

1 biomorph

1 laser cannon

1 heat resistance bowl

Step 1:Use the laser cannon to melt the biomorph and put them in the bowl.

Step 2:See if you can eat it without the fear of death.

Step 3:…No this is stupid…

Foxy’s breakfast of legends:

  1. Make several slices of extra crispy, pig-bacon (non-Canadian) At least 6.

  2. Scramble 4+ organic eggs with a half teaspoon of ground black pepper and a pinch of salt.

  3. Bake the crispest and flakiest biscuits ever.

  4. Cut biscuits in half and butter.

  5. Cram as much egg and bacon as you can between the two halves.

  6. Enjoy! ^w^

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you mean real bacon. 

 

Canadian bacon is crap. srry. 

Bacon/Egg/Syrup/mustard/bagel.

 

cook 2 eggs to the point where they’re still yolky. 

cook 2-3 slices of bacon.

When the eggs are halfway done, start toasting your bagel. (either the normal bagel, or cinnamon bagel)

get out the mayo, mustard. 

make sure eggs are done and still yolky. 

finish up with the bacon. 

Bagels should be done by now, either use butter or mayo on them.

place egg on bottom bagel, place the 2-3 pieces of bacon on the egg. 

squirt mustard onto the bacon/egg. (small amount)

squeeze out some of the syrup on top of the egg/bacon/mustard. (mustards actually optional if you decide to put on the syrup)

close with the top bagel. enjoy.