Since the beginning of yesterday night, thou corp hath a new enemy, Thee corp known as the gates of darkness. We hath lots of hope however! The CDF alliance shall prevail against thou who stand in field of battle!
Basically, we hope to have some fun battles in open space 
P.S The universe is powered by potatoes filled with unicorn magic.
Also, I almost forgot comic sans!
I am not super great with 18th century english
GoD declared war on my corp for “Fun” apperently, so we’ll prevail >:3
pew pew
GoD rises to your challenge, and we shall fight the evil residents of the planet Comicsansia with all our forces. Our objecitve is to eradicate all users of this ridiculous font from the Galaxy! Any other pilots who have the same objective are very welcome to join in our crusade!
We will pay much Iridium for any information as to the whereabouts of the CDF (which our spies have discovers stands for Comicsans Defense Fairies), so that our strike forces can jump into their sector and destroy them once and for all.
Their weird spaghetti god will not save them from our wrath, and neither will their unicorns.
We will save as many kittens as possible!
(we confirm the “friendly” declaration of war, and also hope to have some fun battles in Invasion 
and I love the tags btw XD)
Well, more comic sans it is! Also, the universe is run on potatoes filled with unicorn magic, we don’t have any unicorns! And you will bow down to our flying spaghetti monster god. The Galactic police shall take down each of the GoD members for eradicating kittens!
Well, more comic sans it is! Also, the universe is run on potatoes filled with unicorn magic, we don’t have any unicorns! And you will bow down to our flying spaghetti monster god. The Galactic police shall take down each of the GoD members for eradicating kittens!
You are the ones killing kittens by using comic sans 
We are out to stop you.
Damn I just realised what you meant haha :005j:
Who is god, anyway? Mean person
Mwahahaha you see, RadiX will kill you both because you are kitties and i am using comic sans.
Speaking of which, me and one of my guys vsed 5 cdf dudes yesterday and we got 3 of them and they got me…
so MOEW! (pardon my language)
May I help. millan?
Sign a peace treaty. This is stupid.
RadiX pilots suck… No offense. Just a fact.
Your CEO doesn’t think so. He might say he does but someone who got roflstomped that badly in pvp by our squad would be lying. end score of beacon hunt, 175-0.
One of my squad mates got accused of being an aimbotter by a GoD player! It was hilarious.
Sign a peace treaty. This is stupid.
RadiX pilots suck… No offense. Just a fact.
They declared war on my corp alone, for “Fun”. So now all CDF will be going against them.
Mwahahaha you see, RadiX will kill you both because you are kitties and i am using comic sans.
Speaking of which, me and one of my guys vsed 5 cdf dudes yesterday and we got 3 of them and they got me…
so MOEW! (pardon my language)
Well you can’t expect the best pilots all the time. Were not made up of 100% perfectly good pilots. Plus, according to my sources, all you did is run around and cloak.
They declared war on my corp alone, for “Fun”. So now all CDF will be going against them.
Well you can’t expect the best pilots all the time. Were not made up of 100% perfectly good pilots.
no Comic Sans :012j:
They declared war on my corp alone, for “Fun”. So now all CDF will be going against them.
Well you can’t expect the best pilots all the time. Were not made up of 100% perfectly good pilots.
Actually we didn’t declare war on you or ultra. Just FINN and FDEF.
Actually we didn’t declare war on you or ultra. Just FINN and FDEF.
But when you declare war on any of the corps in our alliance, you declare war on all of the alliance
I mostly declared war on FINN and FDEF because i find some of their upper leadership to be obnoxious. the CEOs of both corps seem nice to me though.
Little children with their internet wars…
Little children with their internet wars…
:00666: Wouldn’t be the first one over here.
hahaha just saying. don’t dis people who u can’t beat… unless you’re crazy like me.
hahaha just saying. don’t dis people who u can’t beat… unless you’re crazy like me.
You dis everyone?
yes annoying people who irritate me especially.
yes annoying people who irritate me especially.
My mother once told me that if multiple people have trouble getting along with you, it’s not them because it’s you.
Little Efefay said, “Mama every teacher hates me for no reason.”
“No my child. You’re just obnoxious,” said Mother in return.
May I help. millan?
Sure
Sign a peace treaty. This is stupid.
It is just friendly banter which will allow us to have some epic wing battles in Invasion, like we have had in the past!
Actually we didn’t declare war on you or ultra. Just FINN and FDEF.
I thought RadiX was at war with every corp in the game now anyway?
Your CEO doesn’t think so. He might say he does but someone who got roflstomped that badly in pvp by our squad would be lying. end score of beacon hunt, 175-0.
One of my squad mates got accused of being an aimbotter by a GoD player! It was hilarious.
PVP is very unpredictable. You cannot say you roflstomped them if half of their team was sitting in LRFs on the spawn (I’m not saying that’s what happened, just that there are many parameters other than the squad in regular PVP). Let’s just sort this out on the battlefield: our best eight VS your best eight. We’ll see what happens…
Little children with their internet wars…
On the internet, noone knows you are a dog child…
My mother once told me that if multiple people have trouble getting along with you, it’s not them because it’s you.
Little Efefay said, “Mama every teacher hates me for no reason.”
“No my child. You’re just obnoxious,” said Mother in return.
Very well said I like your mother!!! (no no, not in that way, you sick person…)