I have the Fastest Internet in the World

JP is the dealer man. He lives under the hood with his sweet rolls.

Now… How would one go about smoking a sweet roll I wonder? I’m just trying to picture it…

Sigh, so young, so innocent. You put sweet roll in a joint. DUH

That’s not how I do sweet rolls.

I mince it then place it on some foil. Then I get a lighter, light up the bottom of the foil, then I inhale.

Yeah but if you eat them, you get the most nutrition. 

 

XD can i borrow a couple tb/s for a little?

 

it’s 3352312.25 terabyte/s

or 3273.74243164 petabyte/s

or 3.1970140934 exabytes/s

 

Looks like you need to find a good way to store all your data with your downloading speed, normal storage ain’t gonna work, so you need this:

 

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-07/uos-5om070913.php

5D optical memory in glass could record the last evidence of civilization

Using nanostructured glass, scientists at the University of Southampton have, for the first time, experimentally demonstrated the recording and retrieval processes of five dimensional digital data by femtosecond laser writing. The storage allows unprecedented parameters including 360 TB/disc data capacity, thermal stability up to 1000°C and practically unlimited lifetime.

pshaw i got 6d glass bro.

Now… How would one go about smoking a sweet roll I wonder? I’m just trying to picture it…

 

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Alas there will never be sweet rolls in this game.

 

Because US players don’t matter.

 

:frowning:

 

What a cruel cruel, artifical multisolar system undeveloped galaxy…

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That just looks like she’s smoking a melon

It looks like the melon is smoking her.

You said you wanted to ‘‘picture it’’ now you can… :005j:

That just looks like she’s smoking a melon

 

 

It looks like the melon is smoking her.

 

There, can you ‘‘picture it’’ better now ? hehehe :006j:

 

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There, can you ‘‘picture it’’ better now ? hehehe 006j.png

 

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I certainly can. yes indeed i can. 

 

Where can I buy some of those?

You have no idea how much fun I had drawing this

 

edit: to buy them you gonna have to see the sweet rolls dealer which would be JP :005j:

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EXCUSE ME, I am a strong, independent, black woman who dont need no man. Mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm.

Pointless thread is pointless,promoting the addiction of smoking sweet rolls?Please ban.