Ideas for new taunts

There’s a wide list of taunts available, but there’s always room for more. Here’s a few I have; some are courtesy of a king jerkass from Starcraft, Alarak.

 


 

“At least your failure was spectacular!”

 

“The IDEA is to be better than your enemy, you know.”

 

“Your attempts at survival are… insulting.”

 

“Did I give you permission to live? I didn’t think so.”

 

“Need me to give you a lift back to the starport?”

 

“I doubt you’ll learn from this.”

 

“You call THAT fighting for your life?”

 

“Mind if I interrupt?”

 

“Is that your best?”

 

“It’s official: You suck!”

 

“That was pathetic!”

 

“Always gotta be the hard way.”

 

“You die too easily.”

 

“If you want me to shoot you less, blow up sooner.”

 


 

I’ll add more if I think of them.

I need one that just says “Excuse me”

“Let me guess… your weapon system was ‘malfunctioning’?”

“I find your lack of shields… disturbing.”

Added some more, a few courtesy of Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat.