Describe a ship in one sentence

Describe a ship in the funniest way possible and we have to guess it. Try not to be a salty stick.

Monster of the sea and anime girls hate him.

15 minutes ago, EndeavSTEEL said:

Monster of the sea and anime girls hate him.

Kraken!

 

My turn:

1.The more i hit you, the easier it becomes for me to hit you.

 

2.You shall not have energy! // You shall not cast!

 

 

1 hour ago, Flash0914 said:

1.The more i hit you, the easier it becomes for me to hit you

Are we talking about ships or weapons? I can only imagine Gravi Beamer.

1 hour ago, Flash0914 said:

2.You shall not have energy! // You shall not cast!

Object NY18

 

No one knows if it is a Sniper or a Gunship, but everyone complains about it.

32 minutes ago, John161 said:

Are we talking about ships or weapons? I can only imagine Gravi Beamer.

Well i was going for singularity (with its unique accelerator gun)

I always wanted to be a graphics card but ended being a ship.

7 minutes ago, EndeavSTEEL said:

I always wanted to be a graphics card but ended being a ship.

Mauler.

 

58 minutes ago, John161 said:

No one knows if it is a Sniper or a Gunship, but everyone complains about it.

Orelus and Focusing Laser

 

I’m supposed to take back “Space Jerusalem” in the name of “Space God”.

It’s a bird; it’s a plane; no, it’s absolutely immortal!

 

12 minutes ago, Rakza said:

I’m supposed to take back “Space Jerusalem” in the name of “Space God”.

Templar (AE/S)

Crusader (S)

2 minutes ago, Flash0914 said:

Templar (AE/S)

Near but not the one.

Shiny space forklift

3 minutes ago, Rob40468 said:

Shiny space forklift

Archon?

 

Thor hates him, but intys hate him even more.

 

Navy carrier in Space.

How about this:

 

Ugly.

 

:))

2 minutes ago, SINaka said:

Ugly.

Waz’got!

22 minutes ago, Flash0914 said:

Thor hates him, but intys hate him even more.

1

Thi’lith!

 

22 minutes ago, Flash0914 said:

Navy carrier in Space.

 

Vigilant!

 

I have reached the quintessence of knowledge and no longer need human.

1 hour ago, Flash0914 said:

Thor hates him, but intys hate him even more.

1

 

Loki

54 minutes ago, EndeavSTEEL said:

Thi’lith!

I didn’t know that thor hates that one, but i indeed meant loki XD

-Mean green killing machine, to a T

 

-A true bird of prey, unseen and unheard

1 hour ago, evo888 said:

-Mean green killing machine, to a T

Thar’ga?

3 hours ago, Rob40468 said:

Shiny space forklift

Atlas